madzlovesgee
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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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paperfox_fml 0
I'm sure he was very flattered.
zoo_fml 0
wow. just wow.
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niceXsmileyXface 0
At least it's not ugly!!!! :)
kitti_ 0
I laughed out loud, hysterically at my ex boyfriends. I tried to pawn it off as me laughing at Family Guy (we had the TV on) but it was on a commercial, so that failed. Calling it pretty isn't all that bad.
BipolarBettie 0
You are okay just as long as you don't say "OH LOOK AT THE CUTE THING." Guys hate that!!
krovek42 0
my girlfriend refered to my penis as "yummy"........ and you know what, I'm cool with that, because girls want things that are "yummy" in their mouth. and I generally don't have a problem with girls that want my penis in their mouth...
wrift 0
HA
MissCajun 0
ROFL XD wow thats almost as bad as saying its cute
yashar 0
You just looked And saaid it's pretty:D u should of done ... And tell him wow that's big. Giving him some comfident LOL
Sirwootalot 0
I only say "your life is ******" because you've never seen a penis. :P
neveion 0
Best thing to say "Wow it's huge!"
lolatflyingducks 0
That's not the worst thing you could have said. It's not really an FML and more of an LOL.