Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML
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gilly011 0
WIN for dj hero!
IDunnoz 0
better than him being the drummer
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Comments (205)
purplemnm 9
breasteses!!!!!
musicmaniac925 0
not an fml
H8SnkrDoodls 2
Is it just me, or can you sum up Snickerdoodles in just a few words... Annoying, self-righteous, grammar-freak. Obviously, this girl found her situation to be a bit entertaining and deciding to share it with the FML community. BUT, Snickerdoodles has to come with her annoying sarcasm and says "Congrats, your dating a 10 year old"... I never say this, but seriously... GET A LIFE!
nobridgejustwate 0
you really made an entire account to bitch about a girl who's a little funnier than you? congratulations, you ARE a ten-year-old.
H8SnkrDoodls 2
Pretty much, nerd. Try being more self-kept and stfu. Keep your uninvited comments to youself... This comment was JUST for snicker.
mrmidi 0
But you just admitted to doing the exact same thing... uninvited comments are the backbone of the Internet. Look, I'm doing it right now! WTF!!! Anyway, sucks your breasts are as flat as records. fyl indeed (not really)
H8SnkrDoodls 2
lol Ima guy but ok. I still think that the bf is awesome btw. SNICKERS WHERE YOU?!?!
geoLa16 0
wow that sounds like fun
forever2009 0
lmao just laugh it out
_lifeblows 0
HAHA .. use his dick as a ps3 joy stick : )
renaissancegrrl 0
I have to say that these FML's where people seem to have a complete lack of a sense of playfulness in bed are really starting to piss me off. Sex isn't ALWAYS super-romantic, and it shouldn't be (though I would argue that you should definitely be in love with your partner). Having sex while giggling over silly stuff, sometimes, just adds to the variety.
trackrunner00008 0
how is this an fml? your bf is funny that's a good thing
richard_head 0
and this is bad??
underfailer 0
you sure you didnt mean to say third grader, like the chick who was terrified that her boyfriend was making an ingloo