Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
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Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML
Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML
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Top comments
gilly011 0
WIN for dj hero!
IDunnoz 0
better than him being the drummer
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Comments (205)
Domonator 16
Maybe she's just dating a guy who really appreciates a nice pair of turntables. If she hates it, she can let him know (and it's not the end of the world). On the other hand, if she can relax about it, they will make great music together.
Comatose27 0
HA!!!! NICE! xD seriously though, he's an idiot. hahaha this made my day. thanks and FYL.
alex1432 9
ydi for calling them breasts
xundria 5
Please learn the difference between immaturity and someone who just knows how to have fun. Oh wait, that's right.. you are one of those people that don't know how to have fun.
Shadow9876 19
That's what they are called. -_-
Ucla_cupcake 0
Hahaha. You're a lucky gal. :p this is no fml
xhalighx 0
Welcome to the world of dating! They're all ten. ;P
kat45d29 0
at least he didn't use your nipples as a gear shift and make vroom vroom noises!
ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0
lmao
maskedman 9
It's like sex, but it's the remix. This becomes an FML if he decides to plug a pair of Bose headphones into your anus. I wonder if rule 34 applies to DJ Hero.
KingTaco 0
Rule 34 applies to everything (except Rosie O'Donnel)!!!
pobble 0
YDI even.
pobble 0
YDI for having turntable ****.