By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML
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tinnitus 0

Jeez, don't you think that's cute and hilarious!? I'll so trade with you.

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PikesmanT 0

That's so adorable!! It sounds just like my two friends, they're so weird in love!

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kimee21_fml 15

Omg i wanna marry ur boyfriend he is SO cute!! ITS NOT AN FML omg

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groovy_deadite 0

I think I know you..........Jacqui?....Bryan? Yes?

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l4a4g89 0

My boyfriend does that exact same thing......creepy?!?!?!?!

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dino_rawr 0

My fiance and I do that to each other too. I guess I'd be the weird one for doing it to him first :P

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abyssion1337 0

well it's a bit weird but it's cute and you're just a whining complaining dipshit; come back when something's really wrong with you're life and you're not just trying to get validation from a bunch of strangers on the internet you insecure freak

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midwestjerk 0

The guy sounds kinda cool, actually. You're complaining because you have an affectionate (though slightly eccentric) boyfriend? That's pretty lame.

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ArtandLove 0

That.. is so.... cute. The only way your life is effed is because you don't know how to appreciate your affectionate boyfriend...

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