Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly... - FML

By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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solitaryspook 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:26

Your boyfriend is awesome.

MooKee 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:27

romantic!

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dammn 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:07

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO . very interesting what boys come up with these days .

oopsie_daisy8446 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:08

He's weird.

misstaylatot 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:09

hahaha, that made my day. absolutely adorable. (:

simplyapril 4

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:13

FYL your boyfriend is too adorable for you, can I have him??? seriously this is not an FML and only a YDI if it means "you dumb idiot" for thinking it was an FML

theodivine 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:14

Hahaha CUUUUTE.

shosh_xoxo 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:14

awe yah I think thats adorable! if that is as ****** up as your life gets.... FU! lol jk hahah but seriously!

metheonlyb 17

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:14

Your BF rocks. I would love to do that. I'll definitely do it when i have GF, not the hair eating part though. You suck for calling this and FML. It should be on MILG.

yesmy_love 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:18

oh no. you have the shittiest life in the world because you're boyfriend has a sense of humor. maybe the real FML here is that you don't have a sense of humor. seriously.... i see NOTHING bad about this.... stop looking for shit to complain about and just enjoy life and your cute boyfriend!

Astraea 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:19

i definitely agree with what most of the others said, he's adorable!! and fyl for not being aware of the cutie treasure you have.

FuckmyPanties 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 18:19

AWWW THATS ADORABLE

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