By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML
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Ianslilgoofball 0

This was really cute. It really would have been a turn on if he started nibbling on your neck instead of trying to get at your hair. But, yeah. My boyfriend does silly things like this sometimes and I love it. It won't kill you for giving into childish indulgences once and a while... Lighten up.

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censorshipoff 0

This doesn't belong on the FML site, this belongs on the MLIG site. or MLIA if he does it frequently.

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hbkfitz2 0

hey he stole one of my tricks lmao this guy = win

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cactus_fml 0

Hahahahaha, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Lucky. Stop complaining.

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PurpleHaze23 0

SO not at FML! He was just kidding around with you. And for the people saying "ewww" about the fact that he pretended to eat her hair, there are a lot of other places where your partner licks but you don't find THAT ew, do you?

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diabetic_rage 0

YDI for being a bitch and complaining over nothing. I hope he dumps you.

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