A for effort

F for success.

G for G'day mate!

1- Your profile picture and your username fits your comment perfectly. Although I did find the pun humorous.

F for Fucking awesome :D

T for This comment has nothing to do with this FML

T for Troll Only Potterheads will get this... Will they?

Why does your bio say message you when that's not possible..?

Zine why are you trying to message a 13 year old when your 20?

He is simply attracted to the female photo. Pedo?

15 - does your CO know you're trying to contact minors on the internet?

It's the boobs.

Wasn't aware that adults couldn't even TALK to minors anymore without "subtly" being accused of being a pedophile... Geez people, paranoid much? On-topic: I'm guessing OP didn't want to get up and be half naked in the light of that flash light

Also, even if he was sexually attracted to her that would not make him a pedophile, a pedophile is a person who is attracted to pre-pubescent children who have not developed yet, not just anyone under 18 years of age.

No actually, a profile can be someone over the age of 18 sexually attracted to someone under the age of 18. Put at least 5 years inbetween then it's a pedo.

*pedophile* ~ profile

There are actually different classifications depending on the age group. If he was attracted to a 13 year old, it would be called hebephilia. Pedophilia is if he's attracted to someone 11 or under. Dunno why I decided to put this; guess I just wanted to enlighten.

regardless if it's pedophile, it's still ILLEGAL

Damn 41, I will have to inform my mom she is with a pedophile for being with someone more than 5 years older than her... As much as I don't wanna jump to conclusions, it IS a little weird he is trying to get a hold of a 13 yr old that he doesnt even know over the internet. But, being a gamer who talks to people of all ages, all over the world, I will give him the benefit of the doubt, with the warning of, don't meet this guy, or anyone you meet on the internet, alone, in person, in a dark alley.

It's only 5 years if you are under 18 and it varies depending on where you are

this guy is 20 and she's 13.... more than 5 years!

Ready your Justin Bieber jokes for a list of chronophilia-related terms: nepiophilia–infants and toddlers pedophilia–prepubescent children hebephilia–early adolescents ephebophilia–late adolescents teleiophilia–full-grown adults gerontophilia–elderly people And people say it's useless to know ancient Greek.

I love your name :)

Froze like a deer in the headlights

You forgot the last stage — necrophilia.

Yeah really, more like Prince I'm a lil Wuss haha

True Dat

Firstly, it's called a 'PUBLIC park'

What's secondly?

26 - No shit, Sherlock.

maybe they thought it was a pubic park.

There was another FML where some parents took their kid to a bench at a public park and said "this is where you were conceived". Apparently it was good enough for some people!

if you know what you doing it

I wonder if OP's aware they have these nifty things called bedrooms for that kinda thing, so people with torches don't interrupt...?

Ah lighten up. Where's your sense of fun? They were clearly alone at least

Well if she got her hands on the bra it might've been easier for the guy to explain why he was holding a shirt.

Well half nudist anyway - it could work ... Saying she is a beginner. :P

Yeah. She's just working up the courage so she's a half nudist when no people are around. And if the one who found them was a guy I'm sure he'd like the view! Lol.

I wish my house's property encompassed the whole public park.

Well, it does when you are a squirrel. Maybe there's something OP didn't tell us...

Ummmm no thanks ... I'm okay :0

I'll take them. *-* LOL jk.

you like being nude dont you..nice ;-)