By anonymous - United States - Columbus
  Today, my boyfriend and I were at a park, alone, late at night. Things were getting kind of heavy and he started undressing me, when we heard a loud "Hey!" and a flashlight coming through the bushes. My boyfriend then decided to ditch me, while still holding my shirt and bra. FML
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  Isoldael  |  27

Wasn't aware that adults couldn't even TALK to minors anymore without "subtly" being accused of being a pedophile... Geez people, paranoid much? On-topic: I'm guessing OP didn't want to get up and be half naked in the light of that flash light


Also, even if he was sexually attracted to her that would not make him a pedophile, a pedophile is a person who is attracted to pre-pubescent children who have not developed yet, not just anyone under 18 years of age.

  p3mguin  |  7

No actually, a profile can be someone over the age of 18 sexually attracted to someone under the age of 18. Put at least 5 years inbetween then it's a pedo.

  Senseless_487  |  29

There are actually different classifications depending on the age group. If he was attracted to a 13 year old, it would be called hebephilia. Pedophilia is if he's attracted to someone 11 or under.

Dunno why I decided to put this; guess I just wanted to enlighten.

  Drigr  |  9

Damn 41, I will have to inform my mom she is with a pedophile for being with someone more than 5 years older than her...

As much as I don't wanna jump to conclusions, it IS a little weird he is trying to get a hold of a 13 yr old that he doesnt even know over the internet. But, being a gamer who talks to people of all ages, all over the world, I will give him the benefit of the doubt, with the warning of, don't meet this guy, or anyone you meet on the internet, alone, in person, in a dark alley.

  ygdrassil  |  17

Ready your Justin Bieber jokes for a list of chronophilia-related terms:
nepiophilia–infants and toddlers
pedophilia–prepubescent children
hebephilia–early adolescents
ephebophilia–late adolescents
teleiophilia–full-grown adults
gerontophilia–elderly people
And people say it's useless to know ancient Greek.

  Slai_fml  |  3

There was another FML where some parents took their kid to a bench at a public park and said "this is where you were conceived". Apparently it was good enough for some people!

  onlychildFTW  |  33

Yeah. She's just working up the courage so she's a half nudist when no people are around. And if the one who found them was a guy I'm sure he'd like the view! Lol.

By  stej1985  |  3

just act like its your house and he's in the wrong for being on your property, and that your ex boyfriend is jealous and has gone for his shotgun.
I'm pretty sure that will invoke an armed response manhunt for him.

this serves 2 purposes, 1) attention off you as you become a "victim" 2) your future boyfriends will NEVER ditch you.

of course it also makes for a good story which makes you look crazy..but if he wasn't running before he soon would be lol.

By  pdp_fml  |  21

Did you make a run for it too? Your boy friend is a coward for leaving you there. He should have at least tried to protect you by confronting the person with the flashlight.