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By Anonymous - 28/01/2015 19:28 - United States - El Dorado Hills

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML

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By pledonasm - 15/03/2015 16:11 - India - Thane

Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML

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By stupidgirlll - 26/06/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was excited about showing off my new haircut. All my friends thought it looked really good and it made me look older. What did my boyfriend think? He said I look like a little girl and he was afraid to kiss me in public because he didn't want someone to think he was a pedophile. FML

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Chris Hansen time

By lloydLO - 24/10/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML

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By Alright. - 24/09/2012 08:15 - United States - Missoula

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he says, "There's too much of an age gap between us" and that it makes him "feel like a pedophile". He's only four months older than I am. FML

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By BabyButt - 09/04/2014 17:50 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML

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By matt - 12/03/2021 08:01

Today, I, a forty year-old man, went to the store with my teenage daughter and infant son. I got some very dirty looks. FML

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By Jessi - 24/07/2012 18:33 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML

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By legallyblondemad - 29/08/2009 19:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the park with my new boyfriend. We were sitting between some trees when some of his mates turned up in the park. He pushed me behind a tree so his mates wouldn't see and went to join them in a game of football. He pretended not to know me. FML

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By notacreep - 16/05/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML

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By CA19oo - 27/05/2012 13:13 - United States - Grovetown

Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML

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Econforthwin 15

Thursday 29 January 2015 0:07

Males generally don't look their age as much as women do I feel like. It could also mean your boyfriend is a hottie so congrats.

alex_gen 38

Thursday 29 January 2015 0:08

Maybe some facial hair would help? Besides that, try to ignore the stares. As long as you're not doing anything wrong, then you shouldn't need to feel insecure, and those people can mind their own business.

Comments

Headcrab 29

Thursday 29 January 2015 5:18

I once went to the zoo with a female friend 2ho was 27 and had a baby. I was 20 but looked around 18. The stares we got. It was really bothering me after a while.

PANDORUM89 21

Thursday 29 January 2015 5:33

yeah I feel your pain. if my boyfriend shaves he looks 12 and I get the confused are you his mother looks. awkward doesn't even begin to cover it.

xninix_fml 36

Thursday 29 January 2015 5:58

"They judge me before they even know me"

haymrslange 6

Thursday 29 January 2015 6:01

You deserved it

Thors_Hammer9999 17

Thursday 29 January 2015 9:15

I'm a 28 year old male who suffers from having a baby face myself and if I try to grow my facial hair out to hide my baby face it makes me look like a hobo, but if I don't grow out my facial hair then anytime I ask anyone out I get looked at like I'm crazy and they comment about how I have to still be in high school....the whole time I'm thinking "I'm almost 30....I was in the military.....I'M WEARING MY DOGTAGS!" -_-

gherty 15

Thursday 29 January 2015 10:09

Why are you attracted to a baby face hmm?

Sheepalicious 20

Thursday 29 January 2015 12:01

Tell them they had better shut up or their sons are next!

collinchildress 12

Thursday 29 January 2015 14:57

I mean is like like 1 foot tall? If he's a normal 5-6 foot man how the hell would people even think... I mean who's heard of a 6 foot tall baby?

snowflaky 22

Thursday 29 January 2015 15:42

Lol I'm 20 and my boyfriend is 25 and people ask me if I'm older because he has such a baby face. At least I'm not called a pedo though, i don't know how I'd handle that.