Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML
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Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
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Nightwing98 22
Calling him your boyfriend and then saying he has a wife implies you know and are fine with him cheating. No sympathy for you.
Welshite 39
Cheater; I can't see how you deserve sympathy. His wife needs to know.
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Comments (251)
Memen88 16
This is an FML for his wife. You are pretty sad YDI!!!!
ndnpride88 25
Damn home wrecker. I feel sorry for his wife. She needs to take him to the cleaners and get a divorce.
sarouse 1
People like you make me ******* sick, you need to have that child and then got rot in hell
justindrew14 29
Why would you date someone who's married anyway? You're beyound ****** up you and your "boyfriend". He's only using you for pussy anyway ****.
ZeroBrutus 1
Maybe his wife does know and if ok with him having a girlfriend? Maybe she has a boyfriend.
SkyBlueCloud 21
Dump him and take the baby away. Or give his wife the baby and disappear. That's terrible. If you can give the baby a nice home then keep it and don't let the father near it. What a dirty ass cheat.
kazrron 5
i feel so bad for making this joke ..but... time to bring out the clothes hanger ;)
chibiXjen 7
Wtf?! Homewreaker!!!
MandySkittles 18
Good luck explaining that situation to your child someday. You should never have put yourself into a position where you're raising the child of another woman's husband, and even now you call this scumbag your 'boyfriend'. You're aware that he's married, now have a teensy bit of self respect and leave his ass, since he's obviously not leaving his wife for you. The only person that deserves sympathy in this case is the child.
Gangsterrface 10
I feel sorry for your baby. It'll have a home wrecker for a mother and douche bag for a father.