Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML
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Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, I had to drive the guy I've been seeing for the past few months to the emergency room. So that he could witness the birth of his newest child. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
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Nightwing98 22
Calling him your boyfriend and then saying he has a wife implies you know and are fine with him cheating. No sympathy for you.
Welshite 39
Cheater; I can't see how you deserve sympathy. His wife needs to know.
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Comments (251)
Stayin_Classy777 8
Definition of a home wrecker right here. The guy here isn't your boyfriend. The correct expression is **** buddy. Anyway, the best way to fix this is by being a good mom to your kid.
JonDG 12
if you knew that your boyfriend was married then you are morally ****** up.
The_9th_Doctor 18
the **** is wrong with you. you need to tell his wife that you're sleeping with him. you both are messed up in the head.
Dubeinwyo 5
You are an idiot
HeartofTxAngel 5
seriously? you expect sympathy? Are you ******* joking? SHAME ON YOU and the POS you call a bf the wife needs to know if she doesn't all ready and the baby deserves parents with morals which neither one of you have
skitzymew 19
You're just so quick to judge. It's very rude to say that a baby needs better parents. Sure, it doesn't need that cheating asshole in the picture, but you clearly don't know OP. I don't either, but you don't need to be an ass about it. Maybe OP didn't even know until recently. The wife does need to know, but I'm sure OP is still a good person.
lanco_fml 10
we all have a moral ethical compass..I hope you can figure it out and refuse your little one better then you have been raised
sugoine 12
You realized the shitstorm headed your way when you posted this, correct? I pity your spawn...for the sake of any future spawn, since you obviously have no morals, values (you can look the definitions of those up in something called a dictionary), or anything resembling the aforesaid (again, dictionary-look it up), GET YOUR SHIT FIXED, HOMEWRECKER
skitzymew 19
"Homewrecker" is really harsh. Have you ever thought that she might have recently found out? Learn the situation before you're so quick to judge.
cherryllollo 7
**** his wife's life. on her birthday, he is at an ultrasound with you? I mean at least he's there for you but you'll never be number one. you're just being an idiot by staying with him. put yourself in his wife's shoes. how can you expect any sympathy?
dutch_girl13 20
Did you just find out he was married after the ultrasound or have you know all along? If you just found out FHisL, he shouldn't be cheating on his wife but if you have known then FYL, you shouldn't date a married man. I get the feeling you just found out about his wife. He will soon go from married man to single man that's for sure.
stoych 19
As a cheated-on wife (although he is now an EX husband) I have to say I think you're a ******* bitch. I sincerely hope that when your baby is born it rips your ****** to a point where you become incontinent. All you need to do then is wait until he's so fed up with his bit on the side being a slack Alice that he trots off to find his next bit of arm candy. Good luck with this one! (of course if you only just discovered he has a wife then, shit, that sucks. But you're still a cheating **** for not walking away).