Today, my boyfriend and I went on a 1 day cruise to the Bahamas. It happened to be on the same day of the worst sailing conditions. We spent 6 hours throwing up together. Him into the sink, and me into the toilet. We spent $200 to see the inside of our cabin's bathroom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML
Today, I overcame my debilitating seasickness long enough to have a shower and take a breath of fresh air on the cruise ship balcony. Then as a reward, a passing seagull shat on my head. FML
Today, during a boat trip with my boyfriend's family, I got seasick and went to the side of the boat to puke. A current rocked the boat so badly that I fell overboard, prompting a panicked rescue and my boyfriend's mom muttering that I'm a pathetic attention whore. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, I boarded my very first cruise, in order to relax and unwind for week-long vacation. However, when I got on the ship, I found out that I get seasick REALLY easily. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
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attomkins 0
fake. One day in the Bahamas there's no way that would happen.
sv3smilez 0
In FL you can go to the bahamas for a day, sucks that you guys didnt get to enjoy the trip!
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Comments (101)
Mikeymikey 4
LOL, that was some bonding time allright ;) sucks tho... and yes #10 you CAN get sea sick!! just like u can be born Dumb!! see my point?
brii1255 0
lmfao nice one :)
drbombay 0
i never heard of a three-month cruise...many people go on 2 or 3 day ones to Nassau. they stay there a few days, then go back. takes only a weekend. anyway that sucks...
youthink_fml 0
The two of you spend $200 on a cruise? In a rowboat?
CallMeHush 1
If you had gone out and puked over the rail at least the view would have been better. Where did you ever get tickets that cheap? Did they make you row or something?
aalbaugh96 0
aww how romantic
ohJeeznotme 7
Next time bring dramamine. Duh..... Sailing conditions have a little to do with it, but if you guys haven't sailed before then you should have preempted it with motion sickness meds. Plan better next time.
Monsire 0
fyl
hjrn 0
Good for you. All that bonding time you really get to know each other throwing up together.
olw25 0
one day cruise? sea sick, both of u? well atleast you will have memories. you can say "remember the time we went on that one day cruise and blah blah blah"
randomdude1234 0
sucks but isn't the end of the world