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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML

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By jester777 - 22/01/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By WTF? - 01/04/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

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ktsthrlnd 3

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:07

Why would you do that if you knew the parents were in the house?

flockz 19

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:09

having sex with parents in the house is never a good idea.

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CatPerson123 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 4:36

Are u really that desperate?

fmlmaster44 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 4:49

why would he knock and ur boyfriend not act like he wa the only one in there and then he wouldn't have gone in.. u deserve to get caught u guys r idiots

alstbv12 13

Thursday 4 August 2011 4:54

Oh boners...you always have the best comments.

Piinkdottx3 5

Thursday 4 August 2011 5:08

he definitely knee what was going on. he intended on walking in on you guys and acting as if he had to put the "towels" away. he's a pure **** blocker. beware.

NextBigThing5044 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 5:08

Your bf should've said, "im using the bathroom, im taking a shit so i'll be a few minutes." Duh, then his stepdad would've left and came back later.

jacob12311 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 5:13

89 FAIL!!

bamxitsxandreaa 8

Thursday 4 August 2011 5:44

#114...really? stupid bitch. that's considered a plank if he's lined up straight, you fat ass prick .___.

Neopopulas 9

Thursday 4 August 2011 5:45

Why would either of you let him IN, all your BF had to say was "i'm taking a shower' then turn the water on and you two can **** each others brains out. In fact, why the hell weren't you in the shower to begin with?