Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I have reached the final nail in the coffin. He rather roleplay with strangers in Grand Theft Auto 5 than even talk to me on the phone, and he speaks to me like I'm gum under his shoe, and tells me we don't need to talk every day or do anything together. Before we used to every day. FML
Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML
Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
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Top comments
Surge5560 20
MineCraft is awesome!
sniperkit 10
I see no problems here. Or maybe it's that you don't actually talk anymore..
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Comments (259)
cmc777 4
Gotta love cats
shizzlemonkeys 5
maybe he wants to mine for your jewels ;) hehe. killed it? ok.
weeabaka 6
Honestly, this is the best idea I've heard in a while. It could be worse. He could be googling topics of discussion. Try to appreciate the fact that he's inviting you into things he really enjoys. At least he wants to share parts of his life with you! Go play. Its fun and a nice bonding session for you both.
bjf10 22
FML? More like HIGH FIVE!
SlayerElite 1
during fore play: "Aaarrrrg, and this be my one-eyed monsterrrr. He be known as Polly."
kirbeaar 19
A lot of the time people who say they don't like Minecraft just haven't played it. Give it a go, OP! It's super addicting.
laden_swallow09 35
I've done that. Sucks when either of you run out of battery juice.
PhishloverA 14
Mine craft is fun!
alfred07 18
I see no problem here, it is a fun game, it is easy to lose time with it and you can talk plenty while playing.
Theblackrose8 5
Sounds like a good time!!!