Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I have reached the final nail in the coffin. He rather roleplay with strangers in Grand Theft Auto 5 than even talk to me on the phone, and he speaks to me like I'm gum under his shoe, and tells me we don't need to talk every day or do anything together. Before we used to every day. FML
Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML
Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
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Top comments
Surge5560 20
MineCraft is awesome!
sniperkit 10
I see no problems here. Or maybe it's that you don't actually talk anymore..
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Comments (259)
JessieLoren 5
ah damn, why don't you do some research and find ideas of new things to do with him (:
MinecraftGeek 8
1) Oh god! Not the duck face!!! Kill it! and 2) Why would you want to shoot down and epic idea like minecrafting?!
JessieLoren 5
atleast he tried!
JessieLoren 5
and I'm not shoting it down, I'm say he tried at least, if she doesn't like it then she need to come up with things herself!
saintsrocksocks 10
Where's Docs Idiot English Translating Machine when you need it.
JessieLoren 5
haha make fun of the person with speech problems. I'm used to people calling me stupid because I can't spell right sometimes, and truly your the idiot because you even put that comment about my spelling. thank you very much (:
1_800smackdathoe 2
^alexa, you're hot :)
blcksocks 19
A one-eyed pirate
lovepandorasaver 11
Sounds like a great idea to me, talk on the phone while building things together. I think he needs to craft himself a cooler girlfriend.
TheDrifter 24
Like turning on the Discovery Channel's mating specials as a hint? You may be onto something.
howrudoin 11
Nothing wrong with some mutual "game play" (foreplay) in the virtual world.
ebonyirony 29
21- no. Only someone completely undersocialised would think gaming is foreplay. Gaming is a sex act in and of itself.
keven501 12
33- yes.
howrudoin 11
Sarcasim dead on FML...for some.
ebonyirony 29
149- your comment had absolutely no sarcasm.
howrudoin 11
Was being sarcastic when i said "game play/foreplay" part no need to get all serious over this lol.
benhd1 14
As an English man I live and breathe sarcasm. That wasn't sarcasm
skulskinator 5
Make a giant heart together! :D
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You're not compatible.
annie_nk 23
Why are girls so against playing video games?
nado13579 12
Not all girls are. I love them!
ebonyirony 29
34- same! I hate how people say girls can't game, or only really ugly ones do.
tyrandewhisper 2
I like how everyone assumes she doesn't play games at all, rather than just doesn't want to play Minecraft. I play games but I sure as hell don't like Minecraft and wouldn't play it with my boyfriend.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Is it wrong that I like Mortal Kombat better than Minecraft?
NoraT_fml 6
I'm a huge World of Warcraft and CoD fan, and can't wait for the new DMC. I love video games. some girls are so clueless...
keven501 12
Minecraft is so romantic