Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I have reached the final nail in the coffin. He rather roleplay with strangers in Grand Theft Auto 5 than even talk to me on the phone, and he speaks to me like I'm gum under his shoe, and tells me we don't need to talk every day or do anything together. Before we used to every day. FML
Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML
Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML
Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
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Surge5560 20
MineCraft is awesome!
sniperkit 10
I see no problems here. Or maybe it's that you don't actually talk anymore..
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Comments (259)
ebonyirony 29
I play LoL with my guy. I feel bad. It's the only time I game with him because I'm usually playing Skyrim without him.
MolesterStallone 13
OMG Kingdom Hearts! And I thought I was the only one in love with that series.
ant1ion 12
I've been playing minecraft with my gf, we usually play mw3 and minecraft together on xbox, and when I play skyrim she's usually playing it too so it's nice.
weeabaka 6
Generic biting of the video game? While I admit it's a fun choice to bite, still tacky and brainless.
ebonyirony 29
Well thanks 77 :) But I'm really not brainless. Thank you for insulting my intelligence. I just wanted to flaunt Dream Drop Distance. What better way than with my spacey teeth?
weeabaka 6
Hey, I'm a total jerk. Genuinely sorry to have insulted you. Uncalled for, I know.
ebonyirony 29
172- it's fine. I'm an awful person. Actually diagnosed with Narcissistic Personality Disorder. And manic depression. I'm an extremely selfish person.
weeabaka 6
Who's selfless nowadays anyway?
kroekdog 7
Minecraft has been known to spice up relationships...
Enslaved 38
Couples that play together, stay together. Your boyfriend sounds sweet. At least he's trying to think of ways to keep things interesting on the phone. You can come up with ideas too, you know. *** my BF suggested we both read the newspaper and then discuss current events. I think I'd prefer to play Minecraft. :P
ebonyirony 29
39- that actually reminded me of a time when I was snogging a boyfriend at the time and he said to me"wanna go to my room?" I said yes. He said"meet ya there. " Upon his arrival I heard an unmistakeable *clink*. We played with LEGO's for hours.
Enslaved 38
Was it naked LEGO's since he couldn't find the strip poker cards? JK :P I have to admit, I'm not familiar with the definition of "snogging". Urban Dictionary here I come!
Enslaved 38
Haha, I guess it wasn't naked anything! Thanks for my word of the day!(:
ebonyirony 29
Anytime mate. It was the best evening we shared together.
Enslaved 38
"You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel"
Axipiter 24
Did my girlfriend post this!?
seanc722 2
I tries the same thing with my GF!
MinecraftGeek 8
All I have to say is, watch out for the creepers.....they're killer D:
ebonyirony 29
If they get too close...the effect can be...explosive.
MinecraftGeek 8
Is that kingdom hearts I see? ;0 lawl. Anyway, yes watch out for those explosions....it has killed many a miner....
whyusofat 17
Sad creeper only wants a hug. D:
MinecraftGeek 8
65: Lol, Thanks, I try. Besides, when I saw this, I knew I had to say something.
CRC_101 31
I think even girls who don't enjoy gaming could enjoy multiplayer Minecraft. You and your boyfriend could collab your creativity and make beautiful structures together, protect each other all night from the hoards, share materials - the possibilities are endless! Playing Minecraft together is one of my favorite activities with my boyfriend. Don't write it off! This certainly shouldn't be an FML to you. If anything, it should be pure awesomeness! :D
Ilikeurfmls 13
Why is this an FML?
MinecraftGeek 8
I know right? Minecraft is epic!
legendforge 5
That actually sounds fun, maybe your the boring one.