Today, my boyfriend and I had breakfast with his grandmother. She told him how I'm prettier than "that Mexican" he'd brought home for dinner last week. We had dinner with her last week, and I'm that same Mexican. She then went on to how Mexicans are what's wrong with the economy. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML
Today, while doing the grocery shopping with my boyfriend we came across another woman also out shopping, who looked shockingly like me despite her being another race, hair color and the like. The second he saw her, he blurted out, ''Oh, it's a pretty version of you!'' FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, my now-ex boyfriend treated our waitress like shit. She was a young lady who just came from Venezuela and barely spoke English. He gave her no tip, ranted about “fixing this goddamn border problem” along with xenophobic slurs. Apparently, he’d forgotten I’m an immigrant too, from Colombia. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
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TBelle4Ever 15
Oh Grandma, is your Alzheimer's acting up again?
Rddvl 11
Well at least now you know if you ever mess up in front of her, she'll forget about it within a week!
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Comments (108)
klx125cross 9
Mmmm.... RACIST alztimers never herd of that one
Tidus0 17
Apart from her discrimination and racism at least how you dressed this time and did your make up etc she liked :)
spedroza 0
Short-term memory loss?•-• Good luck with her and her racism.
kageshin1 2
At least she thought you prettier the second time.
swedeNix 13
Next think about whats worse; him hearin or him watchin:)
MWhinery95 8
Well, they are.
DMIN11 4
wow, some people here are very ignorant. i saw this comment about illegals from other countries like 'Puerto Rico.' Puerto Rico is not a country, it's a territory owned by the U.S. so people from there are not illegal. please inform yourself.
afairshake 8
Yikes sorry you had to sit through insulting and racist remarks even if it was an old lady. I hope your boyfriend had the balls to correct her and stand up for you.
ItsallFUNNY 0
See the humor in this ppl.
Blahblah9921 4
ouch