Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML
Today, I planned a romantic picnic date. I packed all my boyfriend’s favorite foods, set up a cozy blanket, and even brought flowers. The second we sat down, it started raining. We ate soggy sandwiches in my car while laughing at our “perfect date.” FML
Today, after a romantic dinner, movie, and stroll in the park, we had our first kiss. It would have been perfect, had a passerby not thrown rubbish at us for "unnecessary public display of affection." FML
Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML
Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
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roxyq 0
brush ur teeth
brieee 23
did you not brush your teeth before you left the house or something?
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Comments (62)
Hump_Zilla 0
they just had a picnic so probably already just ate...yet said they haven't started eating yet, which leads me to thinking he was wanting some oral delight and some people prefer oral when the partner has a mint cause it tingles if it's a strong mint
shannonreneee 11
Seriously there has been one time that I smelt my boyfriends breath and that was in the morning after a big night of drinking, if he can smell it when you obviously had time to get ready you have a serious hygiene issue.
tykiej 0
Try flossing and brushing. If my husband the caveman can do it, Im sure you can too. If that is too much to handle, suck on a dog turd.
anti_average 5
YDI for marrying a caveman :D Insert innappropriate: "So easy a caveman can do it" reference here >:P
anythingcool 0
stupid, you never got it........ :D (happy?)
Prolusive 5
is dog turd an euphemism here?
cdatribe23 0
purchase urself a tongue scrapper and a pack of gum lol
lovesporks 0
At least he wasn't too obvious. Maybe he didn't want to hurt your feelings. I say be happy that he didn't ditch you because of bad breath, and next time use some listerine. Seriously, bad breath is not acceptable when you consider how much products are being selled to provide you a menthol breath :)
Dollie01 0
hahahaha wow YDI that's a win... :P but now you know to next time brush your teeth :).
AwesomeTastic4 0
ouch lol...
Judus_beej 0
drink more water. your probably dehydrated. or become vegetarian. just not vegan those people are retarded.
skyeyez9 25
bacon breath? I'm curious, did you guys eat BLT sammiches at the picnic? I love those!
skyeyez9 25
Also there are these nasty things that can form in the pockets of your tonsils called "tonsil stones." They smell really bad and unless you remove them, no amount of flossig, brushing, mouthwash will get rid of the smell. They look like yellowish white spots on the tonsils and some are hidden in the holes if you have them.