Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both...

By smellyfeet - 01/06/2010 16:19 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both of us to have sex with each other. He kept his shoes on the whole time because he thought he had smelly feet. FML

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Same thing different taste

Gross, dude

By Anonymous - 06/11/2018 03:00

Today, I took my date home for sex after quite a long dry spell. As he took off his shoes, I was hit right in the nose by the most disgusting foot odour I've ever encountered. It was so bad I forgot all about sex and threw him out. That was 3 hours ago and I can still smell it on the carpet. FML

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Socks 4 Life

By Socklessandsmelly - 26/05/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML

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Fetish

By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML

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By InvAzn - 14/12/2017 06:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate with each other, starting with some foreplay. Before he fingered me, he put on a blue surgical glove, claiming that "down there is dirty and smelly" and he didn't want it on his hand. FML

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To each his own

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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Steamy

By Anonymous - 20/05/2019 06:35

Today, while getting steamy with my boyfriend, I tried to be sexy and tease him by playfully pushing his hands away every time he touched me. He responded by telling me it's OK if we didn't have sex because my breath was a bit "funky" and he needed to take "a massive dump anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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So cute

By Anonymous - 23/02/2014 17:29 - United States - Canastota

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take our relationship to the next level. I assumed since we live together that he meant marriage. I was wrong; the next level is me jacking him off with my feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2016 18:22

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex in the same bed my dog pooped in because we were both too polite to ask the other person why they smelt like shit. FML

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By BiteMe14 - 07/01/2011 19:10 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML

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PokeyStix 3

Wednesday 2 June 2010 1:33

Better than being turned off by smelly feet!

epoh_fml 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 1:30

tell him to go wash his feet. problem solved. I thought chicks were the only ones that wore shoes, specifically stripper heels, in bed . . .

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GamerGoddess 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 6:21

If this is the worst thing about your life... u have a pretty good life IMO

rubyliu8420 7

Wednesday 2 June 2010 7:13

why didn't he just wash his feet? weird.

bangbangbabe 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 7:27

my comment ddnt show up soo: @least he was considerate(: bt he could have jst left his socks on (:

carriedaway02 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 8:19

considerate. there's a winner!-

sexysue 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 8:24

op= original poster

ranvw 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 8:49

he must have struggled to get his pants off.. lol

ellie1993 3

Thursday 3 June 2010 0:08

win. haha.

Rape_Dungeon 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 9:11

Wow

indiansfreakx41 4

Wednesday 2 June 2010 9:23

tell him to shower. sex is much better when you are both fresh! :) eww

babbycakes101 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 9:26

well look on the brightside atleast u didnt smell hem .

ke59100 1

Wednesday 2 June 2010 9:29

haha the image of anyone completely naked but still wearing shoes and socks cracks me up XD

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