Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both...

By smellyfeet - 01/06/2010 16:19 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was finally time for both of us to have sex with each other. He kept his shoes on the whole time because he thought he had smelly feet. FML

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Same thing different taste

Gross, dude

By Anonymous - 06/11/2018 03:00

Today, I took my date home for sex after quite a long dry spell. As he took off his shoes, I was hit right in the nose by the most disgusting foot odour I've ever encountered. It was so bad I forgot all about sex and threw him out. That was 3 hours ago and I can still smell it on the carpet. FML

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Socks 4 Life

By Socklessandsmelly - 26/05/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML

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Fetish

By Anonymous - 25/07/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML

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By InvAzn - 14/12/2017 06:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate with each other, starting with some foreplay. Before he fingered me, he put on a blue surgical glove, claiming that "down there is dirty and smelly" and he didn't want it on his hand. FML

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To each his own

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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Steamy

By Anonymous - 20/05/2019 06:35

Today, while getting steamy with my boyfriend, I tried to be sexy and tease him by playfully pushing his hands away every time he touched me. He responded by telling me it's OK if we didn't have sex because my breath was a bit "funky" and he needed to take "a massive dump anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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So cute

By Anonymous - 23/02/2014 17:29 - United States - Canastota

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take our relationship to the next level. I assumed since we live together that he meant marriage. I was wrong; the next level is me jacking him off with my feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2016 18:22

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex in the same bed my dog pooped in because we were both too polite to ask the other person why they smelt like shit. FML

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By BiteMe14 - 07/01/2011 19:10 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend about my foot phobia. To help me "get over it", he took his socks off, pinned me down, and rubbed his foot against my face until I started sobbing. FML

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PokeyStix 3

Wednesday 2 June 2010 1:33

Better than being turned off by smelly feet!

epoh_fml 0

Wednesday 2 June 2010 1:30

tell him to go wash his feet. problem solved. I thought chicks were the only ones that wore shoes, specifically stripper heels, in bed . . .

Comments

Natassie1989 6

Monday 14 November 2011 23:35

At least he thought about you, it's either shoes or an awful smell. Believe me, the smell is a much bigger turnoff!

bre_zip_it_up13 11

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:23

atleast he thought about you?

SpencerLolz 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:27

At least he's considerate

jennifernorvell 7

Thursday 17 May 2012 1:30

Wow that's way easier than washing his nasty ass feet lol

djinnyf 12

Tuesday 26 March 2013 12:11

Sorta cute as heck!!

OctoberJade 12

Sunday 23 February 2014 13:13

At least he's considerate? Although I hate when guys wear socks or shoes in bed.

koalaqueen16 7

Friday 17 October 2014 0:32

that is weird but it is very consideerate & cute he is a keeper

pheanixgod 8

Tuesday 10 March 2015 4:49

Get dunked in the name of protection

jackipdoc 31

Saturday 23 May 2015 9:18

Immediately thought of the movie 'The Cobbler'

Wishe 17

Tuesday 3 May 2016 21:19

At least he was trying to be considerate?

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