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By teea - 15/11/2012 23:34 - Australia - Saint Lucia

Today, my boyfriend and I cleaned his parents' whole house while they were out, just to be nice. When they came home, they assumed we only did it because we'd made some huge mess that we needed to hide. I'm now banned from their house. FML

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By brizzle - 05/04/2009 20:15 - United States

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

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By gypsy - 24/06/2011 02:00 - Australia

Today, I hired a cleaner to clean my apartment so when my in-laws visited tonight, they wouldn't think I was lazy. I got home from work, the cleaner hadn't shown at all, and my in-laws had arrived early. My mother-in-law is now mopping the floors. FML

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By Kay Kay - 23/05/2020 05:00

Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2010 03:06 - United States

Today, I got banned from my boyfriend's house for being an "insurance liability." FML

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By NeedToBeMessier - 17/10/2015 21:32 - United States - Hardwick

Today, the couple I've been housesitting for returned. Apparently, I kept the place too clean, and they don't believe that I actually stayed here. They're refusing to pay me. FML

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By nomorecleaning - 16/03/2013 12:17 - United States - Augusta

Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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Busted

By far23 - 15/07/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I had a big party that left my house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When my parents got home, my dad said, "Did you have fun at the party?" I said, "How'd you know?" and he replied, "You hate cleaning and the house was filthy when we left." FML

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By blah - 10/04/2009 10:17 - United States

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

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Creepy

By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 20:52 - United Kingdom - Stretham

Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML

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iOceanus 18

Friday 16 November 2012 3:42

People can be so ungrateful! Kudos to you, OP, for being nice, appreciated or not.

dinorider_fml 4

Friday 16 November 2012 3:44

That's messed up, they need to clean up their act!

Comments

howdeedoo 22

Friday 16 November 2012 4:36

Well, you could put it all back. Maybe they would prefer that

qwtf 14

Friday 16 November 2012 4:44

If my parents went away, I'd have a lot to hide too hehe

DomDomxoxo 16

Friday 16 November 2012 4:50

Let me guess... You'd cuddle with your dog?! (:

kwyk 23

Friday 16 November 2012 5:45

They probably just thought you cleaned each other out too

cutiee108 5

Friday 16 November 2012 5:53

Oh man that's never good.. Hope they forgive you soon. Don't worry karma will come around. :)

Shadow_Phantom 26

Friday 16 November 2012 6:06

That's very messed up up them to do. Sigh. FYL.

c0c0_fml 16

Friday 16 November 2012 7:10

Because it's all very logic that you would make a mess in the ENTIRE house or even have enough time to clean it up before they came back (assuming they went for a night out). Those parents have some serious trust issues. FYL

SammyS2012 21

Friday 16 November 2012 7:18

I guess next time say something like, "to the person who didn't understand her joke..." Just to make the message clear. You know, if it's any help... I doubt you might care, but in case you do? Well I guess this was useless :/