Today, my boyfriend and I arrived at our pre-paid hotel for a romantic evening. When we went to sign in, they had no reservation for us, however they did yesterday. The payment is non-refundable. FML
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Today, and for the past few weeks, I've been dating a new guy. Things were going well, we had planned a romantic weekend getaway, but when we got to the hotel, we found out that our reservation had been cancelled. The hotel was fully booked, and we had to spend the night in separate rooms at a sketchy motel. FML
Today, I'd booked a table at a restaurant for my parents’ anniversary but when we arrived, the staff couldn’t find the reservation. I checked my confirmation email and realized I’d booked it for the following evening. We did find a less classy restaurant nearby, but can't get my deposit back from the other place. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé's parents are refusing to pay for a honeymoon, because they "didn't have one, so neither will we", meaning they won't pay for a single thing for our wedding. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot his wallet. He realized this once we were 5 hours away from home, before checking into a hotel, that had reservations under his name. FML
Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a restaurant so I could apply for a job, and we decided to eat there. After we finished, I went to start the car. When we got home, I asked him how much the bill came to. Apparently he didn't pay. I had already given them my completed application. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Today, my husband told me to look for a honeymoon resort, since we had to cancel it last year. I looked everything up and got all excited. Just when I asked him for payment information, he said "April Fools!" April Fools was two days ago. FML
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Dilwann 27
So was it your mistake, or the hotel's?
jajaflan 4
I blame satan
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DumbingOfAmerica 9
It's called a printer. Next time print out your reservation conformation.
perdix 31
Ah, don't worry, mixing up the dates made him lose his boner. Stupidity gives me erectile dysfunction, and I'm pretty sure that goes for most men.
lilhellian 27
One word.. Blondes..
shorty6823 28
My BF is blonde. He hates stupidity as much as the next person
lilhellian 27
Ok four words... Stereotypical hot blonde chicks...
shorty6823 28
I'm okay with that.
Trisha_aus 15
No stereotypical hot brunettes? :(
perdix 31
#68, I'm sure you don't say or do anything boner-deflatingly stupid :) When you go fishing for compliments, you never know what kind of weird catch you'll end up with.
carmel1110 12
Well if they said they had a room for the day you went there then it's their fault but maybe they meant they had a room for the day you called? Anyway I'm sure they can understand your frustration.
YepThatsMeee 23
The way I read this FML it seems clear she made the reservation for the wrong day.
sadistmonkey 19
It isn't clear to me. The way I read it, the OP checked yesterday to make sure of plans and found that there was a reservation but the reservation had disappeared due to some glitch by the time the couple arrived at the hotel.
YepThatsMeee 23
Well if it were like that it would have been an easy matter to clear up given that she must have some receipt of her payment. To me it seems obvious that she came to the hotel, tried to check in, and was told her reservation was for yesterday. Which wold easily kill the mood for their romantic night...
Sir_ND_Pity 35
It's because that one other guy came in and rented your room so his parents could think he had friends. Shame on him!
Sir_ND_Pity 35
11 beat me to it, it seems, haha.
ICastillo 25
Shit just walk in and have sex in the hot tub. A good payback for their screw up.
mduerden 18
Confirmation number?
ulissey_fml 22
Kinky French pun ahead! Vous n'aviez pas le choix dans la date? xD WARNING, SPOILER (always a sure winner, that one;-) "the choice of dates". Swap two sounds and it's "your finger in the pussy.")
hienzburgess 9
why do people comment stupidity
Silent_Thrill 17
The French in this post made more sense to me more than the rest did, and I don't even speak French!!
Kilv 13
I speak french and I didn't get the "kinky" pun.
Epikouros 32
I guess #22 meant "le doigt dans le chat" - but that still doesn't make any sense.
jajaflan 4
Poop
AwkwardPartyColt 4
That sucks
DocBastard 40
Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part. Whenever you make a reservation for anything anywhere, confirm the date, confirm it again, and then reconfirm it one more time.
Screwie 25
What's your picture this time, Doc?
HortonThelephant 15
Clearly that person suffered massive trauma from a bullet. Cool CAT(scan)
igive 29
At first glance it looks like goggles.