Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
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Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friends and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got out of work, and just wanted to relax after a stressful day. Instead, I came home to a surprise birthday party that my boyfriend set up. My birthday isn't even until next week, and I secretly hate two of the people he invited. FML
Today, I threw myself a surprise party. FML
Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML
Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends ranted on about how I am such a crappy girlfriend and how all of his friends don't like me. I just spent over $200 on a surprise party that I invited them all to last weekend. FML
Today I found out my husband was throwing a 50th surprise party for me, and no one RSVP'd because of my best friend starting arguing with everyone in a group text. This was going to be the first big party or surprise party that I'd ever had. FML
Today, I had a surprise birthday party thrown in my honor. All of my friends and family had been invited, and all of the details were perfect. Who threw the party for me? My ex-girlfriend who I dumped last week for "not being thoughtful enough." FML
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Top comments
Ramos808 29
Quality over quantity! Your boyfriend obviously cares a lot about you, and I'm sure it was a lovely, intimate birthday
feven 32
It's the thought that counts.
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Comments (52)
sillygirl247 14
My life in a nutshell... Haha
kowsee 22
Your boyfriend seems quite thoughtful, Id say we could be friends, but I have a feeling this would come off mildly creepy. Suggest to him a nice romantic evening together :) Happy Birthday OP!
tiredofwaiting 25
Story of my life expect I don't have a boyfriend or friends. I hope my sharing that makes you feel a lot better.
KeatonHanson 28
Happy birthday!
Catdragon 40
I don't have any friends and I received a surprise birthday party. He could have still thrown one. But telling you just suck ass.
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
I only have one friend and if I had a surprise party, hes the only one id want with me anyways, quality over quantity any day
aeryn97 17
*hugs* friends are a good thing to have though so try to get out and make some. boys like it when a girl has other friends so it's not all about him. gives them some space
alexandraleighs 2
Informative commentary . I was enlightened by the info - Does someone know if my assistant can get ahold of a blank CA FTB 588 document to use ?
HalfLit 17
I had this friend that always post status on FB about how she "doesn't have any friends" and then all her FRIENDS comment and call and text her to be like "what the hell? I'm your friend!" Well she does this often enough that guess what.. Now she really doesn't have any friends. Appreciate your friends. Don't be an attention seeker.