Today, my boyfriend accused me of deleting my texts from my phone because I'm afraid of him finding out about another man in my life. Truth is, I don't have a life outside of him. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, all because I don't text her throughout the day. Last week she told me she would get fired if she was caught reading texts at work, and to stop texting her during her work hours. FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been actively cheating on me the whole relationship. When I called him out and showed him the evidence, he lied to my face, saying he didn’t know who sent the Facebook messages, but that it wasn't him and he did nothing wrong. He is constantly on his phone. FML
Today, I had to confront my boyfriend after finding a girl's phone number next to my bed. He said I was over reacting. When I told him it was over, he asked for the number back so he could call her. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
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pepetto 0
awww poor you :( just be happy ur not cheating tho and that ur a gd person :)
AGGoddess 2
Do you really want to be with a guy who doesn't trust you?
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Comments (144)
turdburgers 0
He's probably cheating on you. Funny how that works.
perdix 31
Gimme your number and I'll send you texts that will make your boyfriend think you are a dirty, naughty bad girl that needs to be spanked! ;P This is not a court of law. You can't prove your innocence. If you bf accuses you, bam, you are guilty. If you're doing the time, you might as well do the crime! Now, let's have those digits . . . heh-heh-heh
metazoanhaddock 11
hey perdix, share the love, and the digits.., she can be like the neighborhood bycicle, everybody gets a turn!!!!
jessxoxo28 5
just tell him that ur inbox for ur texts get to full. u should find something else to do when ur bf's not around. find other friends to hang out with.
boone_fml 0
maybe it's time to get a life outside of him, because you shouldn't have to put up with a jealous boyfriend.
hawkie409 0
This could be a MLIA: 1- He loves you enough that he's scared to death of losing you. Or a FML: 1- Hes cheating, and feels guilty, and is trying to cover up his mistake by assuming you've made it as well. It really depends on the boyfriend. since I don't know him, I couldn't say for sure.
SillyAnneh 0
i'm at the same place you are. well, with the "no life outside of boyfriend" bit. i feel your pain lol
Lehk 9
Break up with him, he's a controlling psycho and will start hitting you eventually.
frigginmuffin420 0
He would feel like an ass if you explained that to him :(
tman9497 0
you shouldn't have to give up that much just for him
broke_otaku 3
like she said, she has no life outside of him if she dumps him then she will have nothing op should really start doing other things in case the day he leaves you does come