Today, my boyfriend accused me of deleting my texts from my phone because I'm afraid of him finding out about another man in my life. Truth is, I don't have a life outside of him. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, all because I don't text her throughout the day. Last week she told me she would get fired if she was caught reading texts at work, and to stop texting her during her work hours. FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been actively cheating on me the whole relationship. When I called him out and showed him the evidence, he lied to my face, saying he didn’t know who sent the Facebook messages, but that it wasn't him and he did nothing wrong. He is constantly on his phone. FML
Today, I had to confront my boyfriend after finding a girl's phone number next to my bed. He said I was over reacting. When I told him it was over, he asked for the number back so he could call her. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
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pepetto 0
awww poor you :( just be happy ur not cheating tho and that ur a gd person :)
AGGoddess 2
Do you really want to be with a guy who doesn't trust you?
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Comments (144)
joshhh11 0
harsh
oopsohwell 0
this sux its a bad feeling to feel so lonley
watermelonhesaid 0
Aw, you should just tell him that. I bet he'd think it's cute... If he breaks up with you over that, well... FYL.
lovelyinblack81 2
he is a controlling freak and you need to lose him fast. those are the guys that will take any small thing out of context and start beating you because of it. and the fact that you have no life makes it even more obvious that he is controlling and isolating you. next he will tell you your mother and father hate you.
razzos 0
Women are made to be controlled and isolated. You didn't know?
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
Sarcasm doesn't translate to text very well, PLEASE tell me that was meant as a joke.
nowthenagain10 8
I can actually connect with that.
nolimits 0
It's called projection, it means HE is cheating on YOU. FYL.
jamieboy11 0
lol brake up wuta jerk accusing u!!!
JL2011 0
Leave the fool, not worth the drama and fights
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
I'm not trying to sound cheesey or sad, so please don't take this too bad. That last part sounded kinda sweet.
lenea092_fml 0
you should let him know!
Diannaa 0
Kinda sucks that he doesn't trust you... Maybe pick up a hobby?
judetheobvious 0
YDI for going out with a screaming bellend