Today, my boyfriend accused me of deleting my texts from my phone because I'm afraid of him finding out about another man in my life. Truth is, I don't have a life outside of him. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
Today, my boyfriend refuses to talk to me because of a misread text. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, all because I don't text her throughout the day. Last week she told me she would get fired if she was caught reading texts at work, and to stop texting her during her work hours. FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I found out that the reason my boyfriend hasn't texted me recently is that he'd forgotten he was dating anyone. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been actively cheating on me the whole relationship. When I called him out and showed him the evidence, he lied to my face, saying he didn’t know who sent the Facebook messages, but that it wasn't him and he did nothing wrong. He is constantly on his phone. FML
Today, I had to confront my boyfriend after finding a girl's phone number next to my bed. He said I was over reacting. When I told him it was over, he asked for the number back so he could call her. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
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pepetto 0
awww poor you :( just be happy ur not cheating tho and that ur a gd person :)
AGGoddess 2
Do you really want to be with a guy who doesn't trust you?
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Comments (144)
gordonfitch 0
sounds like you should be checking his texts (before he deletes them)
whiskers946 2
that's sad.
kelleyb323 0
my boyfriend is my only friend too.. and he constantly accuses me of doing shit behind his back. I know how it feels I'm sorry :(
captaintaco 0
so your complaining because you'd rather be a cheater so you can feel the drama of having secrets? grow up.
taetae671 0
Sorry to hear about that, maybe you should go out and make some friends
naana1 0
yeah u need some freinds NOW
oldmanfart 0
Here's 5 bucks. Now go buy yourself a life. :]
markstina 0
he sounds immature... kick his ass to the curb!
frostie 0
You should have proved it to him by giving him you're cell the moment he accused you, and told him to search through the contacts list. Tell him to keep your cell for a week to prove no one ever texts you.
italian_babe 0
she shouldnt have to prove anything to him. if he doesnt trust her then she should move on and he should grow up
Jaguaress 2
You deserve someone who trusts you. Typically, if a person is so suspicious of someone they love like that, it means that they are actually the one cheating. Unfortunately, I've had that happen a couple of times to me. Use protection and keep an eye out, and trust your instincts if you feel he's the one straying. As for you never getting texts and him being your entire world, please consider branching out because that sounds somewhat codependent, imo. Good luck.