Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got rejected for a job because they claimed I faked my entire resume. Their excuse? I'm too pretty to be smart. FML
Today, I started my new job. Less than one hour into the day, my boss told me that the reason he hired me was that I was the least attractive of everyone he interviewed, so I'd be less likely to cause a distraction. FML
Today, my boss told me that he’d hired me because he thought I looked intelligent. He then went on to say that it was about time that I proved that I was. FML
Today, my friends gave me a complete makeover, which included clothes from their wardrobe, to prepare me for an upcoming job interview. I was then declined the position, because apparently, I "looked too wealthy" to need the job. FML
Today, I was anonymously sent screenshots of texts from my new boss to my interviewer, saying I got almost all the questions wrong but to hire me anyway because they’re hiring quota has to be at least 40% women. That’s the only reason I got the job, tits and no brains. FML
Today, I applied for a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, you would never have an affair with her." FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I went on a group job interview, where all the applicants seem to have the same qualifications. When the interviewer dismissed all of us but the prettiest girl, outraged, I told him he was a prejudiced pig, and should be ashamed of himself. Apparently she was the only one who had a car. FML
Today, I was talking to my boss at the end of an awesome internship. He said he was really satisfied with my work, and that he had considered hiring me. Turns out he decided not to because I smile too much, and it freaks him out. FML
Today, my boss told me, "You oversold your skills in your job interview." I have worked in this industry for 25 years. FML
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Top comments
apitrix 24
At least nothing was said about smarts, you must have that over them! Go OP! WOOH!
Snicket 13
Don't worry OP, all bosses are bad! Some are just worse than others!
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Comments (60)
annarcheer 19
She sounds self conscious. I'm sure your beautiful op.
NotPatSajak 11
Its both a good thing and bad thing. Good you got the job, bad that hes insulting you.
Jeaux 3
when being non threatening and approachable works in your favour. You my friend. ..are #Winning congratulations on your new gig!
SweetasCandy0609 28
That's messed up your boss sounds like a douche, I'm sorry OP your boss could definitely use a class in sensitivity.
venomousflower 24
She is probably just jealous of you. Don't let it get to you OP, you are beautiful and amazing
Frillwee95 12
By "too confident", your boss may mean cocky and by "too pretty", he/she could have meant overdressed or trying to hard to look good. Either way, at least you got the job.
R2Y2 22
Your boss is a bitch.
marryspencerreid 22
Maybe he meant over confident as in cocky and pretty as in care too much about how they look.
jaydots 16
hey atleast you got the job
Hildy93 21
Hey you're average congrats!