Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, I tried to get the day off because of snow and ice on the roads, which had already caused 2 accidents close to my house. My boss just called me a useless millennial, fired me, and hung up the phone. FML
Today, I returned from wading in a foot of snow to go to a hearing and back, and opened my emails. My boss had sent me an email on Friday at 4:30 telling me I didn't have to go in. On Friday, there was the company Christmas party. He was there. So was I. He told me nothing. Nor did he call me. FML
Today, it was snowing really badly, so my boss said that everyone who drove to work could leave. But because I got the bus in, she said that I should stay and do a full day. By the time she eventually decided it was bad enough for me to leave, the buses were cancelled. FML
Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, I thought working through the holidays would mean little to do and the boss telling me stories all day. Actually, it meant having loads to do, while my boss was telling me stories regardless, effectively keeping me from doing the work he is paying me for. FML
Today, after getting up at 6 a.m., fighting with the dogs to wipe their paws off from the snow, and having to wait for a moving truck to move so I could get to work by 8, I got a call from my boss saying we were closed due to weather. It was 8:15. I was already there. FML
Today, I dragged myself to work, suffering from a bad cold. My boss quietly told me to go home and rest, to avoid spreading it around the office. I thought it odd since he dislikes me so much, but I did as he said. He called later in the day to suspend me for leaving work early. FML
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therealsuperman 0
build a snowman. duh
ThatGirlIsMe93 0
Maybe you should get a life??
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Comments (73)
triggerit 5
better go hunting....snow,mountains, trees, marks of dears...fresh air,silence,bow with arrows...no friends,no enemies, no boss...what else a man needs?!
smashgrab 0
Dears?
triggerit 5
sorry - deers...but it good idea to be with my dear girlfriend in a small warm country house somewere at Smocky mountaines
DocBastard 40
Smocky? I love when people correct themselves and make more errors. It makes me feel all wram and happy inside. Oops, I meen warm.
Schizomaniac 24
Ha! You said that you love when people make errors and then try to correct themselves, only to make more errors, and then you made an error and then made another error when you tried to correct yourself!
Schizomaniac 24
I DID SEE IT, YOU MORO-oh..wait...Sorry.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Tee-hee.
triggerit 5
scoundrels you converted my blue dream of my pink childhood into black reality....
Busty_fml 0
Anyone who won't take advantage of a bonus day off deserves a promotion or raise!
kindlystfupls 0
maybe you should use this free time to go get some friends or a life or a hobby?
smashgrab 0
I find it hard to believe someone can have NO friends at all. Everybody has friends, even if they only have one or two.
tigrouficele2012 44
Going to work, especially when it's closed and you probably won't be paid, is better than lying around at home, doing whatever you want, and getting some actual sleep? You must be a masochist.
TheLetterZero 7
Play WoW. It'll keep you occupied enough.
sikkar 0
Op, come to me , I have great plan(s) for you.
boatkicker 5
You've got a computer and you've got the internet. Worst case scenario, you search Google for hours until you find something to do or someone to talk to. Work would be just as bad, since you'd be alone with nothing to do there, either. Might as well be bored in the comfort of your own home.
KVloveBC 0
make a facebook. :)
starberries 0
You know you could START a hobby you moron.