Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML
Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML
Today, I tried to get the day off because of snow and ice on the roads, which had already caused 2 accidents close to my house. My boss just called me a useless millennial, fired me, and hung up the phone. FML
Today, I returned from wading in a foot of snow to go to a hearing and back, and opened my emails. My boss had sent me an email on Friday at 4:30 telling me I didn't have to go in. On Friday, there was the company Christmas party. He was there. So was I. He told me nothing. Nor did he call me. FML
Today, it was snowing really badly, so my boss said that everyone who drove to work could leave. But because I got the bus in, she said that I should stay and do a full day. By the time she eventually decided it was bad enough for me to leave, the buses were cancelled. FML
Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, I thought working through the holidays would mean little to do and the boss telling me stories all day. Actually, it meant having loads to do, while my boss was telling me stories regardless, effectively keeping me from doing the work he is paying me for. FML
Today, after getting up at 6 a.m., fighting with the dogs to wipe their paws off from the snow, and having to wait for a moving truck to move so I could get to work by 8, I got a call from my boss saying we were closed due to weather. It was 8:15. I was already there. FML
Today, I dragged myself to work, suffering from a bad cold. My boss quietly told me to go home and rest, to avoid spreading it around the office. I thought it odd since he dislikes me so much, but I did as he said. He called later in the day to suspend me for leaving work early. FML
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therealsuperman 0
build a snowman. duh
ThatGirlIsMe93 0
Maybe you should get a life??
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ClickMyPicture 0
Call me (:
Hunnybear998 13
get it over with.... slit your wrists
Mirorbo 27
That's your own fault, darling.
detolicious 2
those 4 suggestions sound like a good thing to do on a day off.
princessofbeauty_fml 0
aww wt a shme. yu shud go find a hobby der must b sumthin u enjoy doing? nd hw cn u nt hav any frends every1 has frends
Mirorbo 27
Oh, lord almighty, darling, TYPE LIKE YOU HAVE AN EDUCATION!!
Mirorbo 27
Perhaps you're right. Though every time I see writing like that, I just want to kick something so badly!! My boys have already learned the hard way to not send emails to me in that sort of 'language'.
wordgirl 0
Mirorbo, thank you for standing up for the frontal lobe. :) Pendatic, I am laughing at you, as usual. :) Honestly, there is no spell-check in the world sophisticated enough to make that look "educated." Did you notice there were only two marks of punctuation? Well, one advantage I can see with this new "English" is that those of us who have skills will be in high demand in about 20 years.
DocBastard 40
Mirorbo and Pen - I think you're being awfully tough on princessofbeauty. I'm going to assume, based on the username, that she is a young girl, and this appears to be her first post. The best thing to do in this situation is to be supportive, try to teach her to type correctly, and... God ******* dammit, I can't do it. Princess, this isn't texting. We aren't your buddies, pals, cronies, friends, or whatever kids call them these days. Type the ******* words out or get the **** out. Holy hell.
Sinkhole 26
Wordgirl, don't be so mean, don't laugh AT pen, he's a smart guy! Just laugh about what he said! :D
WHAT_THA_PHUCK 0
Whoa, you guys are really getting upset! If she wants to type like a retard that's her prerogative! Get mad about something that's worth it.
DocBastard 40
Yes we are. Because the kids who typ lyk dis now are the future leaders of our world. God help us. I'm moving to Neptune.
wordgirl 0
Pendatic knows I am laughing "with" him. I think he's totally cool. :)
MustangMan29 13
You do realize that people only write like that on the Internet ?
Alleged_Cranium 7
I suggest learning the ancient art of "self-pleasure"
Gloritank 8
Play W.O.W.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for being such a moron that you can't find something to do, even when you have a computer and interweb access and a cell phone.
DocBastard 40
Yeah, really. Call 1-800-TrollzLulz for a good time.
skyeyez9 25
Read a book, surf the internet, organize your closet, rearrange furniture, watch tv, play in the snow, offer to shovel driveways...etc I'm sure you could think of something besides going to work.
waternellon53 0
you are the female dwight