Today, my boss sent me some application forms to check over. After I spell-checked them and returned them, I found out they're going to be used to hire someone to replace me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that I'm not getting a new position I applied for at my company. Now, I have to continue working for my boss, who recently severely criticized my spelling in my reports, only they weren't my reports, and when I pointed this out, she simply never responded. FML
Today, my boss gave me a new assignment at work: go online and look for my own replacement, then interview him. FML
Today, after interviewing for a promotion to a position that was created with me in mind, I eagerly accepted a call from my boss, expecting good news. Turns out, they found a better applicant, who they don't believe will need support from the position I currently hold, so it's being eliminated. FML
Today, I discovered that I needed to reapply for my job in order to have a chance at keeping it. The applications closed yesterday. FML
Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML
Today, I found out that I was being laid off via an email that wasn't even spell checked. FML
Today, I got notice that I didn't get the new position I applied for at work. After two interviews, pay negotiation and paperwork, as well as years of giving this place all my time, I found out my boss gave it to his friend's daughter, who has no experience or credentials needed for the position. FML
Today, I went to start my new job, only to find out that the guy who hired me had no permission to do so. I had to fill out another application, and complete another interview and I still might not get the damn job. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, I got an e-mail regarding an IT support job I applied to. The e-mail had numerous formatting errors due to bad code, and typos all over the place. It said I wasn't qualified for the job. FML
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wolfgold2 20
You may deserve this, if you're a lazy ****, but if not then FYL.
katieemerr 15
Your boss sounds like a bit of a douche. Chin up OP!
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Comments (55)
RoseS1977 8
Maybe you're not going to be fired. It may be that you're getting a promotion...
False_Stupidity 42
That's a good point! Maybe the OP completely misinterpreted the situation.
AnOriginalName 19
Deny all the apps. Can't get replaced if there are no suitable candidates!
listner1 9
Why is this FML in the category Intimacy?
cakefete2 31
I guess OP really loved working there.
RoseS1977 8
Because he is getting "boinked up the bum-bum"???
worldclassrager 41
Intimacy is a big category on FML it's there for the sake to be read unless a mistap happened
sunnyray812 42
Why did he have to make YOU do it instead of doing it himself? Is this his was of breaking the news to you? FYL
FroggerForReal 11
Wow that's just....wow. That really sucks OP but keep your head up and maybe this was meant to happen for something better. Your boss sucked anyways so good luck.
ostfaiz 18
OP..u deserve better ...keep up th good work
worldclassrager 41
How is this intimacy? Well that's one way to say I'm letting you go sorry OP
Aquaman911 18
Maybe he ****** his boss so he's getting fired= Intimacy
OlePal 8
Maybe it was the work and "spell-checking" you did on the applications that made him realize you needed to be replaced...
Will21 14
So this is labeled intimacy…