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Well obviously not lol

Maybe OP is just to lazy to clean XD

Lol. Exquwse. Mai. Grahmmer.

Hahaha

Time to put on the gloves and get cleaning! On second thought, add some masks as well, just in case ;)

Frexcos totally deleted his account lol. You guys embarrassed him.

Maybe OP has a wife, children and a good job. (#13)

So? Why are people assuming it was OP's responsibility to clean? It was his/her dad's.

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Don't do that.

sorry

I was just trying to add a little humor to an otherwise sad FML.

you're forgiven

Never forgive. Never forget.

didn't realize the FML community never takes well to puns

That wasn't a pun.

Yeah, it really wasn't a pun. A pun is a play on words that's relevant to the context of a given situation. Like if a cat dies, it's a "cat-astrophe". Lame example, but good enough.

I think using "badum-tss" makes you sound like a twelve year old who thinks memes are funny.

Puns are basically the jokes you'd read on the back of a penguin bar or in a Christmas cracker. Bad jokes, but very punny

Memes are funny, stupid bastard.

Give him a hand on cleaning, instead of going online and writing about it. Help him out!

If it's as bad as they say it is, I wouldn't wanna be near it lol

but some men don't want help. If I had ever offered to help my father in this situation, he would have ignored me and walked away. They like to be "the man" and get shit done on their own. Or they are just so unsanitary that they live in their own filth and don't even know it (his house REEKS of cigars and marijuana, not to mention that it hasn't truly been cleaned in years).

F your father's life! That really sucks for him in these tough times!!

Isn't it kind of his fault for not cleaning it? It doesn't take money to keep something nice, it takes work.

Maybe help your dad out a little OP & clean the place up with him. Sometimes people need a little push, to help them realize how nice things look clean and tidy

Needn't be. He sounds like an lazy azz to me who wouldn't care if the place gets back to a mess.

Is your father the owner of a business called Mcdonalds? That place... what great stuff they make.

If it's in the restaurant business I'd guess Golden Corral

Why are there YDIs on this one?

There's always gonna be YDI's on FML posts, even when the OP doesn't deserve it

At least he didn't say 'f**ck her right in the pussy'...

WTF?

You should go give him a hand, sounds like it'd be a lot of work, but it'd be good bonding time too :)

I imagine there's some hookers out there that could have the same description as your dad's business.