Well obviously not lol

Maybe OP is just to lazy to clean XD

Lol. Exquwse. Mai. Grahmmer.

Hahaha

Time to put on the gloves and get cleaning! On second thought, add some masks as well, just in case ;)

Frexcos totally deleted his account lol. You guys embarrassed him.

Maybe OP has a wife, children and a good job. (#13)

So? Why are people assuming it was OP's responsibility to clean? It was his/her dad's.

Don't do that.

sorry

I was just trying to add a little humor to an otherwise sad FML.

you're forgiven

Never forgive. Never forget.

didn't realize the FML community never takes well to puns

That wasn't a pun.

Yeah, it really wasn't a pun. A pun is a play on words that's relevant to the context of a given situation. Like if a cat dies, it's a "cat-astrophe". Lame example, but good enough.

I think using "badum-tss" makes you sound like a twelve year old who thinks memes are funny.

Puns are basically the jokes you'd read on the back of a penguin bar or in a Christmas cracker. Bad jokes, but very punny

Memes are funny, stupid bastard.

If it's as bad as they say it is, I wouldn't wanna be near it lol

but some men don't want help. If I had ever offered to help my father in this situation, he would have ignored me and walked away. They like to be "the man" and get shit done on their own. Or they are just so unsanitary that they live in their own filth and don't even know it (his house REEKS of cigars and marijuana, not to mention that it hasn't truly been cleaned in years).

Isn't it kind of his fault for not cleaning it? It doesn't take money to keep something nice, it takes work.

Needn't be. He sounds like an lazy azz to me who wouldn't care if the place gets back to a mess.

If it's in the restaurant business I'd guess Golden Corral

There's always gonna be YDI's on FML posts, even when the OP doesn't deserve it

WTF?