Today, my boss sent me some application forms to check over. After I spell-checked them and returned them, I found out they're going to be used to hire someone to replace me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that I'm not getting a new position I applied for at my company. Now, I have to continue working for my boss, who recently severely criticized my spelling in my reports, only they weren't my reports, and when I pointed this out, she simply never responded. FML
Today, my boss gave me a new assignment at work: go online and look for my own replacement, then interview him. FML
Today, after interviewing for a promotion to a position that was created with me in mind, I eagerly accepted a call from my boss, expecting good news. Turns out, they found a better applicant, who they don't believe will need support from the position I currently hold, so it's being eliminated. FML
Today, I discovered that I needed to reapply for my job in order to have a chance at keeping it. The applications closed yesterday. FML
Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML
Today, I found out that I was being laid off via an email that wasn't even spell checked. FML
Today, I got notice that I didn't get the new position I applied for at work. After two interviews, pay negotiation and paperwork, as well as years of giving this place all my time, I found out my boss gave it to his friend's daughter, who has no experience or credentials needed for the position. FML
Today, I went to start my new job, only to find out that the guy who hired me had no permission to do so. I had to fill out another application, and complete another interview and I still might not get the damn job. FML
Today, I found out my ex is applying for a job at my current company. She may become my boss. FML
Today, I got an e-mail regarding an IT support job I applied to. The e-mail had numerous formatting errors due to bad code, and typos all over the place. It said I wasn't qualified for the job. FML
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Top comments
wolfgold2 20
You may deserve this, if you're a lazy ****, but if not then FYL.
katieemerr 15
Your boss sounds like a bit of a douche. Chin up OP!
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Comments (55)
abdiG 27
you really didnt see it coming? maybe that is a sign of you being too careless perhaps. all in all,hope u find work soon.
fonkimonki 7
Spend the rest of your time with the company checking out 'constructive dismissal' and see if your circumstances meet the conditions. If they do, see Citizen's Advice
sarafinastar14 8
so you mean to tell me his ass had you do all that work just to fire you??? wtf??? dude even if you deserved it you didn't deserve to be let go that way...
brush17 7
you probably suck at your job, or he just doesn't like you and doesn't have balls to say it to your face. FYL
brigim 5
Hell mine was going to fire me to keep a worker that doesn't do anything. Lol