By Username - 21/03/2012 17:10 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML
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Kayokku 1

Good work on those reports today, Johnso-- HNNNGGGGGGGGGG

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Cad6 24

Run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the liquidshit man!

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ninjuh_wingman 29

You must have some interesting shoes.

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SignUpisntcool 3

Why have a conversation? You're taking a crap, don't talk.

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

I can't imagine what you guys were talking about in a situation like that...

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twilightluvr101 4

Boss: nice presentation today Bob! Op: thanks steve, so how bout that raise! Boss: so how bout you try not to clog out toilets!

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TheSmoothDude 10

There's no shame in that he's a guy too he'll understand.

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MigraineurOfLife 15

Well you know what they say, co-workers who take dumps together are just... Weird!

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micahsmommy 13

Unless you have rather unique shoes couldn't you just play it off as someone else having the same shoes and ignore the boss?

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JKChristina 3

Maybe I shouldn't be reading fml while I'm eating... Fml.

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silencedistant 0

Did you have Popeye's chicken last night too?

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