Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML
Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML
Today, and every day this week, my office mate has decided to "liven up the place" by singing and whistling Christmas tunes and other unknown songs. She has zero musical ability. FML
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML
Today, after telling my bosses how much I dislike the Christmas holiday, they assigned ME to organize and host a holiday party for our whole company, with a “Mariah Carey Christmas Karaoke.” I hate Christmas. FML
Today, I wore my Christmas sweater to work, one with lights sewn into it. Halfway through a meeting, they started flashing uncontrollably and playing tinny carols. I couldn’t turn them off. I had to go shove the whole sweater into a locker in the basement. FML
Today, my boss threw a pre-Christmas party at work. He always uses them to rant at us and tell us to be better employees. When the speech began, the alarm I have set for my daily birth control went off. It's the sound of an obnoxious screaming child. FML
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ReinaJay 13
Does everyone just forget about Thanksgiving?
holybuckets 0
I totally though of Micheal from The Office when I read this. :)
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salsa324 0
At least your in the mood. Right?
perdix 31
Tinkling and full-blown jingling? Are there midget ***** working their dressed as kinky elves?
kimono_fml 17
ydi for saying "tinkle." also for not being in the holiday spirit. you unfestive bastard
perdix 31
Waiting so long after Halloween to start Christmas is a sign of how shitty our economy is. If it ever recovers, you'll be hearing ******* "Jingle Bell Rock" on Labor Day, and your boss is going to make you hang an ornament on your guiche piercing.
purebliss7 6
i hate that i worked in one department store that started putting christmas stuu out before halloween by time christmas rolled around i was sick of it. i feel your pain.
zachw92 1
You know what all of you need to stop your bitching...seriously suck it up and be open-minded and then you'll find that Christmas time will cheer you up
mr_miyagi 0
Six. inch. ribbon curls. SIX INCHES!
ZXDriver 0
Do you dance when you pee?
leogirl95 12
It's Christmas...we're all in misery. (Christmas Vacation)
Ghandithong 0
Forced christianity bud you can own that there company and never have to put up with that putz humiliating anybody ever again
ZXDriver 0
That's not forced Christianity. Companies now say "Happy Holidays." Aside from that, what the hell do bells and whatnot have to do with Christianity? That's all stuff we added in so we could market it. :P