Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
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Today, my manager made everyone put up Christmas decorations around the store. As well as this, we're going to have Christmas music playing on repeat all the way through to January. It's not even September yet. FML
Today, my boss made me wear reindeer antlers to promote the Christmas spirit. There are still 5 weeks till Christmas. FML
Today, the mall I work at started playing Christmas songs on repeat. It's the beginning of November. FML
Today, and every day this week, my office mate has decided to "liven up the place" by singing and whistling Christmas tunes and other unknown songs. She has zero musical ability. FML
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML
Today, after telling my bosses how much I dislike the Christmas holiday, they assigned ME to organize and host a holiday party for our whole company, with a “Mariah Carey Christmas Karaoke.” I hate Christmas. FML
Today, I wore my Christmas sweater to work, one with lights sewn into it. Halfway through a meeting, they started flashing uncontrollably and playing tinny carols. I couldn’t turn them off. I had to go shove the whole sweater into a locker in the basement. FML
Today, my boss threw a pre-Christmas party at work. He always uses them to rant at us and tell us to be better employees. When the speech began, the alarm I have set for my daily birth control went off. It's the sound of an obnoxious screaming child. FML
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ReinaJay 13
Does everyone just forget about Thanksgiving?
holybuckets 0
I totally though of Micheal from The Office when I read this. :)
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Comments (117)
ising20 1
where do you work?...hallmark?
Okayitwasme 0
So happy we do not celebrate that holiday. We just spend the week enjoying the sales.
unmistakablyamaz 4
I really wish they would let one holiday pass before focusing on another...
Becky6487 5
Hahaha, I just love that you used the work tinkle. Just go with it, your life could be much worse. :-)
Cmdr_Shepard 17
Hey I work in a department store, and we already got decorations up AND shitty, generic Christmas music. So learn to DEAL WITH IT.
EmeraldEyedGirl 7
This sounds so much like me :| Now I might actually understand, that other people don't appreciate my weird fascination with Christmas that much :|
fatalwish 6
Your boss is a frickin tool man
Angelastic_fml 18
Maybe the boss is Tim Taylor.
BrimfullOfAsher 20
Tell your boss that he's likely to wind up with coal in his stocking if he doesn't change his mind.
chili10 18
Jingle once, that's fine. Jingle twice, that's okay. Jingle three times, you're playing with yourself.
CatiBeth 0
love that movieeee!!!! , *shake shake shake.. * ooppps.... take a picture!!
JohnnyPhoenix31 7
Christmas is going to start right after valentines day soon...it's ridiculous