By gerontofuck - 15/04/2014 21:55 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I realized that the only female who shows any sexual interest in me at all is my 70-year-old neighbor. FML
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Not so much huge as long.

Better than no-one ... I guess :)


Better than no-one ... I guess :)

PAsurvivor 15

#1 is right for sure, better her than nobody :)

If it was between a 70 year old or nobody, I'd take nobody. Maybe my standards are just too high.

or maybe you are scared and don't think you can handle it

Shots. Fired.

rdenkewicz 11

Suck up.

Yea. Just close your eyes and imagine she is her 7 years younger sister.

Well look on the bright least she is female.

Well is she hot

euphoricness 28

Yah her boobs are freaking huge

Not so much huge as long.

Rainhawk94 27

Total Gilf

RedPillSucks 31

Just think Lena Horne or Raquelle Welsh

Steve95401 49

Most 70 year olds haven't had that much work done and, obviously, aren't going to look as good as Ms. Welch or Horne.

blueboy154 12

Atleast there is SOMEONE who meets u.

Hey, she'll have plenty of experience! Don't knock it until you've tried it.

Agreed. Just wait till she removes her teeth, then the party really starts.

How old is Tina Turner?? She has a new younger lover all of the time... Mind you, she is simply the best!

crazytwinsmom 25

@6 just be gentle, she's more fragile at that age.

AnOriginalName 19

MILF! Or.... GILF, probably?

Probably GGILF: Great Grandma I'd Like to F*ck

Pancakes017 19

Does she wear animal print? Because I'm sensing a cougar...

At that age, I would suggest she's a sabertooth!

iOceanus 18

I think it's called a dragon, but don't quote me on that.

could have been your 70 year-old male neighbor

Age is just a number. Tap that ass.

And rape is just a name. Depending on how old OP is.

Age is just a number. Tap that ass WITH CONSENT TO DO SO.

64 knows what I'm talking about! Haha.

Cougars are hot! Go for it

they're also in their forties when considered "hot" not nearing 80

And 60, exactly what do you know about it?