By Jaeda - 12/03/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it. The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon and we talked for an hour. After he left, I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I taped to my face for fun that morning. FML
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Jaeda tells us more.

Jaeda 0

I'm twenty years old, and my boss never leaves me enough work, but I'm expected to stay a full day so that I can answer the phones during all business hours. Sometimes my days are very slow, so I have to entertain myself. Don't hate on me and my goofiness because you're square. :) I forgot about the mustache because it was small and had been there for a good 3 hours when he showed up. And yes.. I had met him before and I will see him again. We're going to be doing some building for the nearby base. I work for a construction company.

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HANGtheFREAK 0

Well, if he talked to you for an hour with a paper mustache on, think how far you'd get without it! ;D

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Bauer_fml 0

Well at least it covered your real mustache.

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wrestler_fml 0

sierramascara: I got 2nd in the region and 4th in states last year, for wrestling obviously. YOU fail. You can't even come up with your own word, you have to say "fail" because you see everyone else typing it. Wow, I wish I was as cool as you are! What a tite life you must have

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blink182girl13 0

Wow, is someone a little offensive about trying to be a big bad ass in the marines? It's almost as annoying as those lame jrotc kids that hang around the mall looking like queers. anyways, this story could be true. my friend actually bought fake mustaches and we put them on our upper lips and after like 15 minutes you don't even notice it anymore because you adapt to it (as someone mentioned already). besides, if it wasn't real at least you got to laugh.

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BalenciagaBetch9 0

#7 lies make baby jesus cry is from the simpsons.

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hq13 0

i don't know if i'm just in one of those funky moods, but i haven't laughed like i just did after reading this in a very, very, very long time

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Misanthropist 0

#40 shut up. I'm sure everything you do you turn into a self-righteous crusade. You should post that as an FML so people can make fun of you for comparing these complaining shmucks to Hilter's Neo Nazis. Time to get off the soapbox buddy.

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ktrcovertoptions 0

Haha, I did something very similar. I put my hair in a ridiculous side pony-tail off the top of my head, forgot about it, and a few hours later went out to the gas station and convenience store looking like a complete fool.

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chunkofchange 0

#8 LOL how would you not notice the paper moving on your upper lip whenever you move your mouth? are you completely dense? and why bother doing it in the first place lmao

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sunny_fml 0

i agree. go for the skyboys. i love the air force. i'm joining the ROTC in my school next year

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love_to_lose09 0

#40... I dated a marine for three years, to get my heart torn out. I KNOW the Marines, and how they are. So.... Im sorry. I respect them, and I find them OH so sexy, and I would still f**k a Marine. And if you respect them, why do you not use a capital m on Marine???

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