Today, my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it. The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon and we talked for an hour. After he left, I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I taped to my face for fun that morning. FML
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Jaeda 0
I'm twenty years old, and my boss never leaves me enough work, but I'm expected to stay a full day so that I can answer the phones during all business hours. Sometimes my days are very slow, so I have to entertain myself. Don't hate on me and my goofiness because you're square. :) I forgot about the mustache because it was small and had been there for a good 3 hours when he showed up. And yes.. I had met him before and I will see him again. We're going to be doing some building for the nearby base. I work for a construction company.
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HANGtheFREAK 0
Well, if he talked to you for an hour with a paper mustache on, think how far you'd get without it! ;D
Bauer_fml 0
Well at least it covered your real mustache.
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Comments (156)
TrueRaiderFan22 0
marines kickass so all you airforce nerds just let us do the job right
ilovyouInFLORIDA 0
this is my number 1 favorite! i so would have done that!
Link_Asriel 0
More like 4 years to spare and i think the word they are looking for is cocky, wouldn't you agree?
coolbreezelain 0
I loved this one!! hahahaha
xNephilim 19
This just screams MLIA for me. "Today, I was scheduled for a meeting. Turns out the person I was supposed to talk to was this woman with a paper mustache on her face. MADE. MY. DAY. MLIA"
CelticCutie 0
Lmao! Thats hilarious!
melaniekay87 0
Liar. You'd have felt that while talking.
stevenmx86 8
Wow wtf? Grow up you piece of garbage...
RuffianLivesOn 8
That's hilarious :)
i_love_my_man 0
I love my Marine boyfriend. he's such a hunk