Today, my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it. The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon and we talked for an hour. After he left, I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I taped to my face for fun that morning. FML
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Jaeda 0
I'm twenty years old, and my boss never leaves me enough work, but I'm expected to stay a full day so that I can answer the phones during all business hours. Sometimes my days are very slow, so I have to entertain myself. Don't hate on me and my goofiness because you're square. :) I forgot about the mustache because it was small and had been there for a good 3 hours when he showed up. And yes.. I had met him before and I will see him again. We're going to be doing some building for the nearby base. I work for a construction company.
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HANGtheFREAK 0
Well, if he talked to you for an hour with a paper mustache on, think how far you'd get without it! ;D
Bauer_fml 0
Well at least it covered your real mustache.
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Comments (156)
Sloan_The_Great 0
Did you not feel it???? I mean, I think people would feel that...
captainfailure 0
it could happen. Its called sensory adaptation dipshits. During prolonged exposure to a stimuli, your body tends to "tune" it out. Take the clothes you wear everyday as an example.
rachelthelime_fml 29
Or glasses :)
Sloan_The_Great 0
I guess your right #22, but it is still funny!
alex_vik 1
...aand you taped a paper mustache to yourself why? How old are you?
amirn86 0
There is NO way you could possibly not feel a paper mustache for an hour much less a few seconds And to the people who think that's juvenile and ridiculous - it is and that's what makes it fun :D quit hatin lol
Excellence 0
Maybe that's why he talked to you for an hour. He probably thought you were interesting.
schneebly 0
i call a fake story right here :D
fcuk_fml 0
oh my god! what a classic blooper!! hahahahaha. idiot.
wafermouse 0
Wtf? Unless you've had a stroke, you deserve it. Consider buying a new face. One that works right.
secrecies 2
haha this is hilarious. but definitely not a FML scenario