By Jaeda - 12/03/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it. The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon and we talked for an hour. After he left, I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I taped to my face for fun that morning. FML
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Jaeda 0

I'm twenty years old, and my boss never leaves me enough work, but I'm expected to stay a full day so that I can answer the phones during all business hours. Sometimes my days are very slow, so I have to entertain myself. Don't hate on me and my goofiness because you're square. :) I forgot about the mustache because it was small and had been there for a good 3 hours when he showed up. And yes.. I had met him before and I will see him again. We're going to be doing some building for the nearby base. I work for a construction company.

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HANGtheFREAK 0

Well, if he talked to you for an hour with a paper mustache on, think how far you'd get without it! ;D

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Bauer_fml 0

Well at least it covered your real mustache.

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Lucicx0 0

so your idea of fun is taping paper mustaches to yourself? lol....

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inkstains 0

I think that is absolutely charming. If that Marine had had any sense at all, he'd have asked for your digits immediately.

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AlyshaDeShae 10

Haha! That's awesome! I do things like that when I'm at work, too. Once I made myself a "grass skirt" by partially shredding some sheets of copy paper, then I taped them all together. I even added some bits of color with post-it notes. I put it on and completely forget about it because no one came in until the person who worked after me, and they apparently didn't see it or something. I then proceeded to run all my errands including a stop at the mall. I didn't realize that I was still wearing it until I went to try on a shirt. At that point, I said "screw it" and kept it on. Being silly is fun. Besides, I have several Marines in my family and I'm fairly sure that something like a silly paper mustache wouldn't faze them in the slightest. Also, I can happily say that I've never met a Marine that wasn't cute. Like #61 said, Marines are confident and nothing is hotter than that. ;-) That being said, next time you meet (provided that he's single, of course) you should make him a paper mustache to match yours. . . . I miss my paper grass skirt . . .

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EMG1 0

I'm married to a Marine and being around them a lot, yes most of them are assholes.

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kurdow 0

so like your IQ is like lower than a monkey? (70/80)

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Art_Vandeley 0

Ahahaha. Call him up again. Marines have humor you know ;)

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Amkii 0

Where do you work that you can casually tape paper mustaches to your face without anyone mentioning it, getting freaked out, or firing you? LOL!

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alex_vik 0

To be honest, if I were the Marine, I probably would've thought you were either mentally handicapped or a child.

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thhopelessrmntc 0

#22 THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. Haha, sorry, I had a moment. Anyways, that's hilarious, but if he talked to you for an hour, you must have a very cute paper mustache;) It's kind of endearing to some people, hopefully him too!;)

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