By Jaeda - 12/03/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it. The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon and we talked for an hour. After he left, I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I taped to my face for fun that morning. FML
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Jaeda 0

I'm twenty years old, and my boss never leaves me enough work, but I'm expected to stay a full day so that I can answer the phones during all business hours. Sometimes my days are very slow, so I have to entertain myself. Don't hate on me and my goofiness because you're square. :) I forgot about the mustache because it was small and had been there for a good 3 hours when he showed up. And yes.. I had met him before and I will see him again. We're going to be doing some building for the nearby base. I work for a construction company.

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HANGtheFREAK 0

Well, if he talked to you for an hour with a paper mustache on, think how far you'd get without it! ;D

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Bauer_fml 0

Well at least it covered your real mustache.

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riababyy 0

paper 'staches are awesome! he probably thought it was funny.

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sevenyearnight 0

I have personally worn a paper stache at work, and they barely stay on due to the natural oils in the skin and from the water vapor that you naturally expel while breathing. The glue from the adhesive is also pretty uncomfortable. The paper stache was in my peripheral view constantly. I'd have to say that you would have to be drunk or shot up with Novocain to forget that you had a paper mustache on. This is obviously exaggerated in an attempt to make the story better.

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devildog_angel23 0

not all Marines are assholes lol.

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emikonaito 0

Are we supposed to CARE if it's fake? It's funny, get over yourselves.

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mcbthboy 0

I'm calling bullshit. A) why would the guy not say anything in an entire hours conversation? B) why would you wear a paper mustache around the office? C) How can you forget something like that? It couldn't have been comfortable.

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I_iz_epic 0

#98-if it wasn't exaggerated, it wouldn't be so freaking hilarious.

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NonExistance 0

#102, A)because its damn funny, B) paper mustaches are awesome >_> and C) some people are just that dumb.

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Haudabowquak 0

HAHAHA i love paper 'staches...

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dispatcher 0

hahahah this shit made my day..a paper stache you can't beat that!

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