Today, my boss called me in to tell me I had got a raise. I bought a $1500 Chanel bag. Two hours later he called me in to tell me he was kidding. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML
Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML
Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML
Today, I discovered that as thanks for my successful efforts to increase my company's monthly revenue, my dumbass of a boss has been awarded a pay bonus. He's wasted no time telling everyone about the sports car he's planning to buy with it. FML
Today, for some reason, I called my boss "Mum" in a meeting. To make it worse, I panicked and followed it up with, “Can I have a raise?” Everyone laughed except my boss. FML
Today, my boss asked me to talk to the HR manager to see if I was happy about my pay, which made me think I was going to get a raise. Turns out they paid me nearly twice as much as they should have for the last 2 years and I owe them over €5000. FML
Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, at the job I've had for eight years, I finally got the raise I was supposed to get a year ago. One hour later I found out the store was closing and we were all out of a job in two weeks. FML
Today, I met with my boss hoping to hear about a possible raise that had been promised many months ago. He then told me that the only way I would get a raise was if I found a better paying job and took it, and that the company was in no position to offer anyone a raise. FML
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Top comments
pewp 5
It was stupid on your bosses part, but even more stupid on your part. Here is some advice for you: don't spend money that you don't have! But, I guess anyone who spends $1500 on a handbag wouldn't be smart enough to do that. The next time you want to throw away money like that, give it to me and I'll use it to spend on my tuition.
wafflemonger 0
Is his name Michael Scott?
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Comments (116)
skyttlz 32
Agree with 93. if I have more than 10 of something like lotion, I will use it up before buying more. and I know when something is expensive, and I usually know where I can find a similar for cheaper.
RawrGirl96 4
ur an idiot.... who spends $1500 on a mofo purse?!?!
baden18830 5
Hahahaha. ydi for shopping like a stupid woman. I'd Say plain old like a woman, but I know some smart girls, and they would smack you for perpetuating the bullshit assumption that a name is worth 1500. tard
ceinaworus 0
he should have fired you for being a dumb ass and buying that. like seriously, who the hell needs a 1.5k bag besides michael Jackson???
Snafuusmc 12
ydi for buying that shit!
oelfke 5
dont count your chickens before they hatch
Team5uckit 0
dumbass materialistic bitch!!!!!
forever2life 0
shut the **** up guys spend shitloads of money on retarded gaming systems and games that they don't need.
youdontevenknow0 0
HAW HAW
brooks101 0
with luck the dumb bitch gets robed for the retarded $1500.00 bag pleas dont have kids your bad stock!