By Janitor - 08/03/2012 01:08 - United States

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML
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Michael_92 20

Hey now, he didnt have to give you the cupcake. Really tho fyl.

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sskarma23 9

If you don't want it I'll have it..

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Michael_92 20

Hey now, he didnt have to give you the cupcake. Really tho fyl.

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scottieclark 4

Least he didn't say no?

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sammyf89 13

Exactly! I would be lucky to even get a cupcake from my boss!

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LookOnBrightSide 12

Hey, OP's at least a cupcake richer than yesterday. You know what they say, a cupcake gained is a few hundred calories earned.

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ydi_4_suking 20

I wish I got paid in cupcakes...

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Pentium_4 27

a cupcake can make your day too. i'll bet a whole cupcake worth of crumbs could be shaken out of my keyboard

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hellbilly205 17

Nobody pays me in cupcakes ):

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chrishaparker 0

Your boss is nicee ! ahlie ?

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GovernorGeneral 8

Be more specific. Shouldve asked for a cake.

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JayJaysGirl 0

Bitch he gave you a cupcake!!! Be grateful!

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SesameSpeed 7

Nice boss. Some fire you for asking for a raise

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blackheart24 10

Maybe next time ask him for a cupcake and he'll give you a raise?

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san_kai 5

well, at least there's some raising powder in the cupcake... ;)

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RochelleRedvines 8

Well, that's the next best thing, isn't it?

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theaws0m3guy 4

Perhaps...a Raisen cupcake?

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AmongstTheFaces 5

That isn't a raise, that's a flipping bonus!!

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Uscdrew1 7

OP's boss must be pinkie pie.

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hippyhater3000 4

XD i dont know what the hell is wrong with everyone else... but i thought that was awesome!

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hippyhater3000 4

sorry, i was refering to 79

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yayayaa 0

Fair trade I think !

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weezypanda420 22

I would be alright with a cupcake.

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Michyxo 14

Much more delicious than a raise.

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xlord 27

But was the cupcake chocolate????????????????

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Roevera 14

Maybe its more delicious than a raise, but definitely not as useful..

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Alostfart 2

Think about all the cupcakes you can buy for the raise!

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NeatNit 32

44 you have no idea what you're talking about

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whyusofat 17

A raise technically, a raise in blood sugar:D Ba dum tss

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kotabones 0

And more delicious than getting fired

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nickharbut 6

Cupcakes are amazing. :D

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Newbs_And_Bewbs 5

Cupcakes are just ugly muffins

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idreamtamonster 5

I thought it was the other way around?

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BooGhosted 0

Nah, cause cupcakes cover up

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Colonel_Lexi 18

Dafuq you mean? Cupcakes are sexy!

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KiddNYC1O 20

It is the other way around. 12 is an ass.

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bwtchinheels 0

Got that right...

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faithxoxox 1

No, 12. Cupcakes are muffins that doll themselves up in makeup. In which case, the phrase is, "Muffins are ugly cupcakes."

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ankoku 2

If it has yeast in it doesn't that technically count?

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sskarma23 9

If you don't want it I'll have it..

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bball234 6

same. oh wait, im participating in a 30 hour awareness-raising famine event for Africa.

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dantevalentine 3

Nice and all that your doing that but don't need to rub it in people's faces just saying its not my fault the world has so Many problems

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Sumo69 9

Better then nothing congratulations

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PsychSwirl2012 1

But was it a raisin cupcake?

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andrew87804 4

I see what u did there.

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Pwib 14

I like cupcakes

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omarzrgz 3

Ask for a couple more and have a bake sale! :D

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ninjuh_wingman 29

You can eat a cupcake. You cant eat a raise.

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Reid5 6

But you can spend the raise on more cupcakes!

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