Today, my boss asked me if I know anything about those tattoos that girl put on their lower backs. "You mean Tramp Stamps?" I responded. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and said that his 18 year old daughter just got one. FML
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Today, my mom asked me if I would be embarrassed if she got a tramp stamp. FML
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, my 20-year-old came whining to me, asking why his job interviews keep going so poorly. I had to delicately explain that the "PIMP SLAP" tattoo he had put on his right hand recently may have something to do with it. FML
Today, my daughter had the words "Always classy, never trashy" tattooed across her lower back in crappy cursive lettering. She doesn't understand the irony. FML
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me because of a tattoo I have. It's a small teddy bear on my leg with my parents' names on it. My workplace has no problems with tattoos, but my boss said it was "unoriginal and lame." It's a memorial tattoo; my parents died last year. FML
Today, I went to my son's parent teacher conference. Imagine my shock when I found out his second grade teacher is the girl I chastised at Walmart yesterday for being covered in trashy tattoos. FML
Today, my dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back and is really really upset. When I got home from work my car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked my dad where it was, he replied "you'll get it back when your tattoo comes off." FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
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imajinethat 0
It's not your fault his daughter's a *****.
djspazy 0
That is what they're called right? What ^ said. It's not your fault his daughter is a tramp. FYL that your boss just can't accept that.
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ssnickel 0
I hate it when people assume that all lower back tattoos are "tramp stamps." I mean yes, the ones that you see girls getting because they saw it on the wall of a tattoo shop and thought it looked sexy when there's no meaning behind it, those are skanky. But I constantly have people calling my tattoo a tramp stamp when it's something that means a lot to me and took over three hours to do, just because of its placement. It sucks.
Hugorgy 0
I agree with #95 completely. I had a similar situation. It was a month before my 18th birthday, and I informed my friends I was getting my nipples pierced for the occasion. They all totally flipped the **** out, saying only "*****" and "skanks" got piercings there. I asked why, and they replied with testimony of **** stars and girls who flash their boobs all the time have them. Huh. I'm not a **** star or flash anything or have participated in any sexual acts, so what's the problem? I got them pierced as I planned, and then my friends do a complete 180 and congratulate me about it, wishing they could have been there for it.... What? It is totally ridiculous to believe a tattoo or piercing in a certain area makes a person slutty. The only people who know about my piercings are the friends I have told because no one has actually seen my breasts. See? Not a ****. Though the nipples are associated with sex organs, it does not make the person a **** unless they expose themselves or take part in promiscuous behavior. Same goes with the "tramp stamp". The fact that some people have tattoos there for guys to **** on like a target does not speak for the entire group of people who have them. It's a harsh and false generalization. It's like saying all women who get yeast infections are *****. Yeast infections have a multitude of causes, not just "sleeping around" and whatnot, so saying such an accusation is rather crass and baseless.
AFewScrewsLoose 0
seriously, how many times are you going to post that story? Once is enough, tyvm.
caffrinn 0
why would you get your nipples pierced if you weren't expecting to have anybody see them? you're ******* stupid.
RPGod 0
That's what they're called. Idiot.
survivalism 0
He deserved it for letting his daughter be a *****. At least you didn't call it a cum target.
plexico 4
YDI for working for a whoremonger!
Kristoffer 35
Why should he get upset over the name for that type of tattoo? It's not like you did anything wrong by telling him what they're called.
Hjelloo 0
Sounds like your boss is a shitty parent. 18 or not, he still has the authority to put that little ***** in her place.
Mignun 0
It's not your fault at all. Technically, that's what it's called. You can thank society for that. Plus, from what my tattoo artist told me, the new 'Tramp Stamp' is located near the pubic bone. So, there's really two tramp stamp regions... Whatever, it's not your fault.
jewelzgalore 0
What? You were honest. It's not your fault his daughter is a *****.
Twin_Uzis 0
Tell him not to shoot the messenger. It's not your fault that's what they're called.
madame_malfoy 4
...i thought that was what they were called...tramp stamps...