Today, my boss asked me if I know anything about those tattoos that girl put on their lower backs. "You mean Tramp Stamps?" I responded. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and said that his 18 year old daughter just got one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom asked me if I would be embarrassed if she got a tramp stamp. FML
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, my 20-year-old came whining to me, asking why his job interviews keep going so poorly. I had to delicately explain that the "PIMP SLAP" tattoo he had put on his right hand recently may have something to do with it. FML
Today, my daughter had the words "Always classy, never trashy" tattooed across her lower back in crappy cursive lettering. She doesn't understand the irony. FML
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me because of a tattoo I have. It's a small teddy bear on my leg with my parents' names on it. My workplace has no problems with tattoos, but my boss said it was "unoriginal and lame." It's a memorial tattoo; my parents died last year. FML
Today, I went to my son's parent teacher conference. Imagine my shock when I found out his second grade teacher is the girl I chastised at Walmart yesterday for being covered in trashy tattoos. FML
Today, my dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back and is really really upset. When I got home from work my car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked my dad where it was, he replied "you'll get it back when your tattoo comes off." FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
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imajinethat 0
It's not your fault his daughter's a *****.
djspazy 0
That is what they're called right? What ^ said. It's not your fault his daughter is a tramp. FYL that your boss just can't accept that.
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sirmixalot 0
"tatoo on the lower back, might as well be a bullseye" haha
cheertigers 0
hey I'm a 17year old girl and I would consider them "tramp stamps" I think they're sick and I would never get a tattoo, they're trashy in my opinion
skatagurl 0
yeah same but im 14 theyre nastyy
avoidthegirl 6
Jesus, it's not like you somehow knew that his daughter got one and you were calling her a tramp. As a parent I'd much rather hear the phrase "tramp stamp" than bullseye, which is what we also call them. If her tat was a tribal, a butterfly or a heart, then yeah. The term fits the trash.
CFR 0
What's with people and calling them Tramp Stamps? I've been called a **** so many times just because I wanted a tattoo on my lower back. I'm most definitely not a **** or a tramp, and I don't have any tattoos yet. I just like tattoos and the lower back seems like a good place to put them (a canvas for art you see). Seriously people, grow up. Not everyone who gets a tattoo there is a tramp. It all depends on the reasons you got the tattoo in the first place.
midwestjerk 0
It makes you look like skanky white trash that you could get into into bed for little more than a couple cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon.
wildlyapathetic 0
Here's the thing: if you really think that your body is a beautiful canvas for the unique, individual art of a tattoo, why wouldn't you put the tattoo somewhere visible? You can't see your own lower back, unless you spend a lot of time looking at yourself over your shoulder in a mirror (in which case, you have issues). Other people can't see your lower back unless you have a habit of wearing clothes that don't cover it (in which case, you're probably a tramp). In fact, aside from the occasional glimpse of skin shown by a ***** wearing too-low jeans and a too-high shirt, the only times tramp stamps are visible are when the tramp in question is either bending way over or being done from behind. Tattoos can be artistic, and they can be valid expressions of personal style. But if you have a clip art butterfly tattooed on your lower back, you're either aware of its meaning, or just too dumb to care, which means you're probably a tramp either way.
MissAmz 7
If you believe the stereotype..
MissAmz 7
Aimed at Midwestjerk*
girlygirl666 0
My daughter tried to get one of those, before they were very well known about. Luckily the tattoo guy was a friend of one of my sons and called him. My son went over there and drug her ass out of there! She thanks him for it now, because she had no idea. Anyway.. FYBDL Haha
fmlxxxx 0
lol 'drug her ass'
ellaterra 1
Lol. Yea, Grow up. 75
Gaby_peaceandluv 0
hahaha, but what did he expect? Everyone refers to it as a tramp stamp
Cupcake10 0
You should have said to his ass, "Like I told you, it's a TRAMP STAMP. Your daughter is a tramp, I'm just speakin the truth...FYL dude."
shortandloud 0
Sorry that your boss is so out of the loop. The term "tramp stamp" doesn't say anything about the person with the tattoo- that's just what a tattoo in that location is called. I would have just rolled with it, try and make it seem like not a big deal- -"...oh, you mean a tramp stamp?" -"My daughter just got one." -"Oh cool, what of?"
Me27 0
Well he asked... LOL
intrepid00 0
We called them Slutoos back in school.