Today, my boss asked me if I know anything about those tattoos that girl put on their lower backs. "You mean Tramp Stamps?" I responded. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and said that his 18 year old daughter just got one. FML
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Today, my mom asked me if I would be embarrassed if she got a tramp stamp. FML
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, my 20-year-old came whining to me, asking why his job interviews keep going so poorly. I had to delicately explain that the "PIMP SLAP" tattoo he had put on his right hand recently may have something to do with it. FML
Today, my daughter had the words "Always classy, never trashy" tattooed across her lower back in crappy cursive lettering. She doesn't understand the irony. FML
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
Today, my boss threatened to fire me because of a tattoo I have. It's a small teddy bear on my leg with my parents' names on it. My workplace has no problems with tattoos, but my boss said it was "unoriginal and lame." It's a memorial tattoo; my parents died last year. FML
Today, I went to my son's parent teacher conference. Imagine my shock when I found out his second grade teacher is the girl I chastised at Walmart yesterday for being covered in trashy tattoos. FML
Today, my dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back and is really really upset. When I got home from work my car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked my dad where it was, he replied "you'll get it back when your tattoo comes off." FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
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imajinethat 0
It's not your fault his daughter's a *****.
djspazy 0
That is what they're called right? What ^ said. It's not your fault his daughter is a tramp. FYL that your boss just can't accept that.
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Comments (208)
Armyman 0
LOL a teacher at my school has a "Tramp Stamp"
seadrick 2
pfft HE asked!!
killjoy_fml 0
I'm hoping he wasn't pissed at you for calling it that. #1) It's not your fault that his daughter has one. #2) It's not your fault that they're called that and most important #3) TRAMP STAMPS DON'T MEAN YOU'RE EASY! I know virgins that have it, 2 of my sisters have them, and they're not easy.
naana_fml 0
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Guitarist45 0
tramp stamps? seriously?! don't be so quick to judge people if you don't even know them. especially for a tattoo. no matter where it is!
doof_fisch 2
It could have been worse...after he told you that his daughter had just gotten one, you could have said, "Yeah, I know. She showed me last night."
holliefall 0
Hey, it's not your fault the his daughter is a tramp.
element01 0
haha why is he mad at you that his daughter just got a tramp stamp
TonyHighwind 0
That's why I always call them "San Diego Licence Plates."
mlleangelique 3
ARGH **** THE MISOGYNY THE MISOGYNY. Srsly? He spouts this bullshit and barely one in ten people click YDI? And I can barely read half of the comments here; they make my eyes bleed.