By FML Videos - United States - New York Kitten Struggles I don't get no respect! 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By traumatizedforlife - United States Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML I agree, your life sucks 48269 You deserved it 6749 97 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia Roller coaster ride Today, I had had sex while sober for the first time in years. It was really awkward, bumpy, and I kept on apologizing for being so terrible. FML I agree, your life sucks 925 You deserved it 1617 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cazorp - United States Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML I agree, your life sucks 43304 You deserved it 2452 157 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada - Ajax Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML I agree, your life sucks 33948 You deserved it 2345 55 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lilmamma - United States Today, I took my four year old son to the playground. When it was time to go, he squirmed out of my arms back to the jungle gym. Not being the type of mother to put up with bad behavior, I swatted his rear and told him we had to go. That's when I realized I'd just spanked the wrong child who was wearing the same coat as my son. FML I agree, your life sucks 17106 You deserved it 50211 142 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ParkerRommel - United States Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML I agree, your life sucks 25868 You deserved it 6967 98 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cuppycakeslove - United States Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML I agree, your life sucks 47225 You deserved it 3127 247 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By tramrider - United Kingdom Say cheese! Today, I got on an empty tram and decided to sit at the back. A few minutes in, I heard a noise. Thinking it was the tram, I decided to ignore it. When I heard what sounded like a giggle, I looked around to see that it wasn't the tram, but it was some creepy middle-aged man taking photos of me. FML I agree, your life sucks 30251 You deserved it 2480 120 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous2.0 - United States - Raleigh Today, I asked my husband to come upstairs to our bedroom, thinking I could get some "special time." It ended up with us arguing about his mother, and him falling asleep cuddling my pillow while sucking his thumb. FML I agree, your life sucks 24183 You deserved it 3626 105 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By one sorry mom Today, at the mall, my 4-year-old son threw up on a man's shoes. When he approached me, I immediately machine-gun mouthed him in public. The man apparently is a doctor and concernedly said that my son may have a rare gastric disease based on the puke. I got him checked, and he's right. FML I agree, your life sucks 1868 You deserved it 6828 45 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By freckleboy422 - United States Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML I agree, your life sucks 35417 You deserved it 2783 37 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By longday - Canada Today, I managed to multitask too much at work. I turned around, adjusted my glasses, swept hair out of my face, and blinked. In the process I walked into my manager, causing me to simultaneously punch myself in the mouth. FML I agree, your life sucks 24460 You deserved it 6732 46 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By why god - United States - Huntington Park Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks to go see a movie. Well, the movie ended pretty quick, but the trauma of seeing my parents in a swingers' orgy will take some time getting over. FML I agree, your life sucks 74757 You deserved it 6314 165 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By prickly - United States Today, my wife got the flu. While she was sleeping, I went out to buy her some soup and other things. When I was walking back through the door, she woke up, thought I was a burglar, and threw the closest thing to her at me. What was it? A cactus. FML I agree, your life sucks 42918 You deserved it 2837 80 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fuck people - Canada - Toronto Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering "that's what she said" during the eulogy. FML I agree, your life sucks 50939 You deserved it 3159 113 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By a man - United States Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman. All 180lbs of her promptly slammed sideways into the wall, putting a dog-sized hole in the plaster. FML I agree, your life sucks 30998 You deserved it 3869 187 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Hotmama - United States Today, I was nice to my son's friend. He's 27 and needs to get a life. Now he won't stop texting me and flirting. I will have to escort him back, not just to the "friend zone", but to the "I'm twice your age and your friend's mom zone". FML I agree, your life sucks 6830 You deserved it 590 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NotDrunk - United States - San Diego Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML I agree, your life sucks 21640 You deserved it 2582 49 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By crazycatwaiter - 22/6/2020 23:06 Trip Advisor says no Today, I was so excited that my favorite local spot reopened, I couldn’t wait to go there for lunch. Unfortunately, my waiter’s shirt was so caked with thick smelly cat hair, it sent me into an immediate allergy attack. Not only did I not get to eat my food, the manager refused to give me a refund. FML I agree, your life sucks 1409 You deserved it 207 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Username Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their visa sooner than he'd thought. FML I agree, your life sucks 44968 You deserved it 6178 87 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By possibly fucked - Portugal - Lisbon Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML I agree, your life sucks 66689 You deserved it 9493 276 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By unnamed - United States Today, I called my seven-year old son to help me with the ice-maker on the fridge because it wasn't working. Without even pausing, he turned the child lock off and started laughing at me. FML I agree, your life sucks 15483 You deserved it 39105 103 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Gollumapparently - 13/1/2021 05:01 My precious Today, my friend and I took an online quiz to find out what character from Lord of the Rings we look like. She got Arwen. I got Gollum. FML I agree, your life sucks 530 You deserved it 163 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML I agree, your life sucks 36213 You deserved it 8203 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Jinx Today, I was reversing my brother's car out of a driveway. I turned to my friend in the passenger seat and said "check it out, I'm so good at reversing!" Next minute there's a huge bang. I had just reversed into a tree and shattered the windscreen. FML I agree, your life sucks 1234 You deserved it 4748 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By indefiniteforest - United States - Hillsboro Today, my best friend texted me and told me she broke up with her boyfriend. Trying to be supportive, I sent a long message about how he never deserved her and that I was there for her if she needed someone to vent to. She replied, "Are you high?" FML I agree, your life sucks 10803 You deserved it 1096 23 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ProudMamma - Canada - Oakville Today, my ex came back into my life, professing his love and begging for another chance. This begging act ended rather suddenly once he remembered I have a daughter. FML I agree, your life sucks 14235 You deserved it 1135 24 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By YOUNG1441 - United Kingdom - Cramlington Today, after finishing a two-day course for work, I was informed that the days used will either be unpaid or used up as holidays, as it was for improvement of myself and not the company. They put me on the course without my knowledge until the weekend before. FML I agree, your life sucks 11084 You deserved it 775 25 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By msarosi - Canada - Port Perry Today, I popped a pimple while stopped at a red light. When I looked over the woman in the car next to me was laughing, and had her camera phone out. FML I agree, your life sucks 44082 You deserved it 16763 79 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NotANaturist - United Kingdom Today, I came home from a new years party wearing a shower curtain and nothing else. FML I agree, your life sucks 8777 You deserved it 41803 103 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Godwhy Today, I found out my boyfriend of 7 years has been cheating on me with my friend's 18-year-old sister, took her on the vacation we planned, and will be starting with my company next week. FML I agree, your life sucks 3533 You deserved it 209 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Drill Drilled - United States - Lake Elsinore Today, I tripped while rushing to my classes. In a desperate attempt to regain my balance, I grabbed the nearest thing to me. A fire alarm. FML I agree, your life sucks 31331 You deserved it 3955 58 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SlapAndTickle - United States Today, my mother kept nagging at me because my 9-month-old daughter only calms down when I play her metal. She demands I use gospel, otherwise she will turn into a "devil-worshipping lunatic like her mother". FML I agree, your life sucks 47524 You deserved it 5134 178 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 10270 You deserved it 40604 109 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By gross - United States - Muskegon Today, I got a bikini as a birthday present. I pulled the bikini bottom out of the box first, only to find a pubic hair stuck to the hygienic liner. FML I agree, your life sucks 34589 You deserved it 2397 108 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nose Numb - United States Today, for the first time ever, my family bought a real Christmas tree instead of using our old fake one. Today, I also found out I'm allergic to Christmas trees. My family won't get rid of it because they paid so much for it and intend to "get their money's worth". FML I agree, your life sucks 33227 You deserved it 3459 56 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Tyler_Padgett - United States Today, I was lighting fireworks for my cousin's birthday in my Grandmother's yard. When it came time to light the "Grand Finale", I read on the outside of the box,"Face this side toward crowd for best result". After I lit it, I realized that it was on it's side. I shot 100 fireworks at my family. FML I agree, your life sucks 13928 You deserved it 58899 118 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By guess28 - Puerto Rico Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML I agree, your life sucks 50605 You deserved it 20749 266 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Wisconsin love - United States Let me Slytherin Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML I agree, your life sucks 45852 You deserved it 10924 240 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 6/1/2021 08:01 Family matters Today, like every other day, my dad thinks my sister is autistic and needs therapy. He wants me to think that too. I'm pretty sure she is just introverted and hates our family. I wonder why. FML I agree, your life sucks 788 You deserved it 55 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
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Today, I had to resort to telling my boyfriend that I have a praise kink, just so that he would actually compliment me. FML I agree, your life sucks 576 You deserved it 171 2 Comments
Today, I had a huge argument with my wife because I declined a lunch invite with a married couple who live nearby. My wife has severe social anxiety, so... I agree, your life sucks 990 You deserved it 160 11 Comments