Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
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Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
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fleg 9
you're the worst kind of person.
sarah8909 0
What your friend didn't mention a trip to Japan to him either? And he decided to get engaged to you without even breaking it off with her? And when he saw you coming off the plane he didn't notice his girlfriend right next to you? FAIL
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fmlbaby_fml 0
I hope your friend finds this FML and reads all the comments people are saying about you because they're ALL true! If your former best friend reads this, I have two words for her: Baseball Bat ...'Nuff said!
live_laugh_fml 0
ur an awful person. what makes me really sick is u dont even seem to care at all that what ur doing not only goes against all laws of sisterhood, but incredibly desperate. cant u see that if the douche having an affair with you is still with ur best friend he obviously is an asshole who wants two women at once, or he is a coward because he doesnt want to face the fact that he defines the word "pig" and leave ur friend. well at least one of you is owning up to it. you disgust me, you desperate *****.
perfectwinds 0
I can't wait for the day we see another FML from you saying "Today, I walked in on my husband in bed with my new best friend. She has a big ring on her finger. I got told he wanted a divorce. FML."
thisisnotmyname 0
Your friend should be the one posting on here. "Today, I got back from Japan with my best friend. My boyfriend was waiting at the airport to propose ... to her. FML."
x0x_KissOfDeath 0
you're horrible. like everyone said that person can't be your best friend. i understand you could be too afraid to tell your best friend you and her boyfriend are dating (who wouldn't be? thats the worst thing you could do to a best friend besides murder) but you've been dating apparantly long enough for him to purpose so that's effed up. how can you post this and expect people to feel bad for you and tell you it's not your fault? Apparantly everyone around you even think that's so ****** up that you need to post the story on here just to find out that other people don't pitty you either. you are sickening. Here's a life lesson, the world isn't out to get you, it just doesn't revolve around you. Karma will come back and kick you in the ass. YDI. #17 you assumed wayyy tooo much. you're the kinda person that reads a story and thinks of every single possible thing that could have made this NOT the person's fault but honestly, NOT everybody is a good person. I understand you want to believe it, but i'm sorry, it's just not true.
x0x_KissOfDeath 0
oh yeah. and i agree with #122. you definitely went to the wrong site.
anonXX 0
I made this account just to tell you that I hope you die painfully by getting stabbed multiple times in the face. You're the worst and dirtiest person in the world. I normally don't care and don't like to say mean things but you deserved every negative comments you got. FYL.
sara942 0
So let me get this straight: You're having an affair with a guy...who is dating your best friend?! He's cheating on his girlfriend...with her best friend?! And wants to propose to the other woman without even being man enough to break up with the first girl?! How pathetic. You and her BF are such rotten people that you just might deserve each other. I hope your "best friend" can put both of you behind her and get an honest, real best friend and boyfriend. I don't even know her but I automatically know that she deserves better.
nomadxx7 0
I guess reading comprehension is shit on this site: Let's start off.... #146 - Read #5 "YDI. It pisses me off that people like you exist in such a small selfish world. All about you. Leave your friends, family and everyone else destroyed in your wake for you to get some gratification. What a friend..." #46 - Read #30 "I think you should marry him, sounds like you two are perfect for each other (totally self-involved and dishonest)" And then my comment about being a dude and straight makes perfect sense since gay marriage is STILL illegal in many states. As for everyone else that likes to clip little pieces of my comments, WTF is wrong with all of you. Reading f*cking comprehension.... I put a damn # or @ sign so if you truly believe you need to comment to me that you actually understand what the f*ck is going on. I'm seriously getting sick of the skim style comments here. Anyone else want to take a stab at completely taking my comments out of context?
morgan_5230 0
Wow, you and the boyfriend are two terrible, terrible people. I feel sorry for your so-called "best friend".