Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
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fleg 9
you're the worst kind of person.
sarah8909 0
What your friend didn't mention a trip to Japan to him either? And he decided to get engaged to you without even breaking it off with her? And when he saw you coming off the plane he didn't notice his girlfriend right next to you? FAIL
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yesbutnotyou 0
you did that to your best friend? that's sad.
jerabear 0
I hope you fall in a pit of used surgical equipment.
iamspartacus2 0
How the hell can you do that to your best friend?
crazygirl123 0
#290 said it all! i agree with everyone they said. i hate girls like that. like wtf u have the nerve to call her ur best friend in the post but u go out with her boyfriend? and u go on a trip with her and not feel guilty? i hate girls like you, u cant get a boyfriend urself so u go and take ur "best friends" ur a bitchh
morgan56_fml 0
Your a stupid ***** with no feelings. Like someone else said, how do you live with yourself? Do you have such low self respect that you have to prove to yourself that you can take your "best friends" boyfriend. Grow up ****.
AlightintheAttic 0
You're the worst best friend I've heard of
billa_fml 0
wow u should be best friends with my supposed best friend both of ya dont give a **** bout their friends at all *****
londonbelow 0
wow, your life isnt ******, you deserved every minute of that experience. I cant believe you actually had the balls to put this on FML. you are sick and need help. what kind of a friend are you?
kateeee 0
you are an awful, awful person.
shesaysforever 0
why would he propose to you when he hasnt broken up with his gf yet? and better yet, i hope you said no. and i hope your friend punched you in the face for being with her boyfriend.