Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
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Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
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fleg 9
you're the worst kind of person.
sarah8909 0
What your friend didn't mention a trip to Japan to him either? And he decided to get engaged to you without even breaking it off with her? And when he saw you coming off the plane he didn't notice his girlfriend right next to you? FAIL
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wow7 0
you selfish bitch....how could u do that. i hope ur life is destroyed. if u ever have feelings for ur best friends boyfriend, keep it in ur pants. i hope every relationship u have in the future never lasts. i cant even describe how sick u make me.
undone1 0
You assholes deserve each other.
myxfunnyxlife 0
You're a *****. Straight up, no lie. I hope a man was worth losing your best friend over, because if she has any sense, she'd trash you at the nearest corner, where you belong. I hope you weren't expecting sympathy. Get an STD.
fernlinusdawson 0
wow you're a really horrible person . . . your life IS ****** cos that's seriously unlucky - but i don't think anyone could ever feel sorry for you because that's the worst thing you can do! it's your BEST FRIEND! you make me sick bitch. i hope they both ditch you.
butterfly509 0
I hate ***** like you.
hono_fml 0
You're a horrible person. You will completely destroy her ability to trust anyone. I hope ******* him was worth the unending pain you've caused her. You don't deserve happiness.
mahoney927 0
i hope she throttles you. you have ruined her, you know that right? you're the most disgusting excuse for a human being, and a friend. if i ever meet you, i'll kick your ass.
maddiecakess94 0
Wow. **** you, you're the worst kind of friend.
boricua_4life407 5
haha wow, way to make yourself look like the biggest bitch and douchebag alive x3 Selfish Bitch.
kewlkidd 0
She's YOUR best friend??? I hate to see what you do to people you don't like! You deserve that and you don't deserve her!