Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories." FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, I introduced the girl I was talking to my best friend, and we all hung out. Until this day, her and I were doing great. After my friend left, she started gushing about how hot he is. He wasn't hitting on her at all. I reminded her that, and that he has a girlfriend. She was calm, but visibly upset. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
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fleg 9
you're the worst kind of person.
sarah8909 0
What your friend didn't mention a trip to Japan to him either? And he decided to get engaged to you without even breaking it off with her? And when he saw you coming off the plane he didn't notice his girlfriend right next to you? FAIL
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Marysenjo 0
some people don't read properly: those who ask "how did the bf NOT realize his gf went to japan with the girl he was having an affair with?" - it doesn't say they WENT to japan together. i assume the gf was already in japan and then the OP went to japan. then they both RETURNED together from japan. i assume the gf didn't tell her bf she was coming back as well, because she wanted to surprise him. in the end she was the one who got the biggest surprise :(
zohbear23 0
soo i come to this site like probably 5 times a week but i have never EVER felt the need to comment on anything before this. i purposefully made an account just so i could tell you this. you are a selfish bitch; a shrew that should go fall in a ditch filled with scorpians and die. ridiculous ****. i don't know your "best friend" but obviously, she deserves better. so far there's 289 comments on what a horrible person you are and i hope you get the message. but since you are such a bratty little **** you probably could care less. honestly, why would you write that at all? did you think you were gunna get any sympathy?? wow you are a legit asshole and a disgrace to humanity. but you go honey, you marry that little prick and have lots of adorable babies that grow up to see what a fantastic ***** their mom is.
YSoSerious 0
some best friend
monkeysauce90 0
This is the saddest thing I have ever read! I can't believe you would do that to your "best friend" I won't repeat what everyone else has been saying but you really have some nerve!!!! You need to apologize to your friend!
mareeuh 0
why would you do that to your own BESTFRIEND? :S your the worst
Nanospeed 0
again y do ppl always assume its a girl? it rly sounds like a guy writing this, tbh ~gaypride~
Melsy187 3
Lmfao. I would enjoy putting a spiked tampon in you.
mothfather 0
Well, now we all know what a nice person you are.. Idiot.
ah__x 0
.. I'm wondering what your so - called " best friend " 's reaction was . If I was her , I would have bitch - slapped you hard on the face right in front of everyone . Because you deserve it & don't pretend you don't .
monkeysauce90 0
This is the saddest thing I have ever read! I can't believe you would do that to your "best friend" I won't repeat what everyone else has been saying but you really have some nerve!!!! You need to apologize to your friend!